CRITAWAKETS

Are you always peeing/pooping in your pants on the toilet? Remove your underwear and pants before using the toilet and after using it, put them back on.

Meh, lemme get the Amplified Precursor Bomb out. It should remove the fly. And the constellation we are in. Waiter! There is a Orz *Germinating* in my soup!

Are your epileptic friends bored? Bring them to a rave party with alot of flashing lights!

Do you have a bad day? "Yes." Okay. My day is awesome! Always renember to not console sad people and instead make fun of them.

Kerb Control 2 (Star Control 2): Save the galaxy against the Ur-Kerb and unify a stronger Alliance of Free Kerbals! Advance Kerb 2: Kerb-Hole Rising (Advance Wars 2: Black Hole Rising): Kerb-Hole is back and is trying to conquer the world again! Can Orange Kerbol, Blue Mun, Yellow Asteroid and Green Kerbin stop them?

Aliens trying to enslave you? Just run into the sun and they will stop chasing you!

The jet is vaporized by Zap-Sats (Little spinning things that do damage with lasers) I launch a X-Ray Laser attack at the next poster.

Mid-32 BK: Extermination of the Androkerbs is successful. Early 34 BK: Angry kerbals decide to take up residence on Minmus and they call themselves the Androkerb.

Thats what im planning to do. But it will take maybe some part editing for me.

I plan on working on projects for KSP,including being overall better at the game. I plan on making weapon systems with BD Armory,plan an eye out for that. Even if it might explode. A mecha,but i will have to wait for an update to infernal robotics. I also have another project that i want to more on more than the others. But you will have to decipher this! 00110101 00110100 00110110 00111000 00110110 00111001 00110111 00110011 00110010 00110000 00110110 00111001 00110111 00110011 00110010 00110000 00110100 00110011 00110101 00110010 00110100 00111001 00110101 00110100 00110010 00110000 00110100 00110011 00110110 01100110 00110010 00110000 00110111 00110010 00110110 00110101 00110110 00110011 00110110 01100110 00110110 01100101 00110010 00110000 00110110 00110110 00110110 01100110 00110111 00110010 00110110 00110011 00110110 00110101 00110111 00110011 00110010 01100101 00110101 00110111 00110110 00110101 00110010 00110000 00110110 00111000 00110110 00110001 00110111 00110110 00110110 00110101 00110010 00110000 00110110 00111001 00110110 01100101 00110111 00110100 00110110 00110101 00110111 00110010 00110110 00110011 00110110 00110101 00110111 00110000 00110111 00110100 00110110 00110101 00110110 00110100 00110010 00110000 00110011 00110010 00110010 00110000 00110100 01100010 00110110 00110001 00110111 00110100 00110110 00110001 00110110 00110011 00110110 01100011 00110111 00111001 00110111 00110011 00110111 00110100 00110010 00110000 00110100 00110110 00110110 00111001 00110110 00110111 00110110 00111000 00110111 00110100 00110110 00110101 00110111 00110010 00110111 00110011 00110010 01100101 00110101 00110111 00110110 00111001 00110111 00110100 00110110 00111000 00110010 00110000 00110111 00110100 00110110 00111000 00110110 00110101 00110010 00110000 00110111 00110011 00110110 00111000 00110110 00110001 00110110 01100010 00110111 00111001 00110010 00110000 00110111 00110010 00110110 00110101 00110110 01100011 00110110 00110001 00110111 00110100 00110110 00111001 00110110 01100110 00110110 01100101 00110111 00110011 00110010 01100011 00110110 00111001 00110010 00110000 00110111 00110100 00110110 00111000 00110110 00111001 00110110 01100101 00110110 01100010 00110010 00110000 00110110 00111001 00110111 00110100 00110111 00110011 00110010 00110000 00110110 01100110 00110110 00110110 00110110 00110110 00110110 00111001 00110110 00110011 00110110 00111001 00110110 00110001 00110110 01100011 00110110 01100011 00110111 00111001 00110010 00110000 00110111 00110111 00110110 00110001 00110111 00110010 00110010 01100101

He never talked to me i think,because this is my first post in i-dont-know months. I did take a break from crashing rockets.

163:Kerbal population grows large. 164:The kerbal population is now 400,000.

You get fired. I explode a enemy ion cannon,what could possibly go wrong?

The sims 2. Well thats a short post.

You suck! Bad Pocket Physicist!

--FILES INTERCEPTED FROM CRIT LABS-- X-55 Kaboom Tank. This is a tank with double plate armor for defence. 2 Tank Cannons and loads of missiles alongside a laser for offence. This tank shall be truly feared. Lazer Mazer This is a supercharged lazer. Opinions on the three powers Team Hype is Stupid alongside team kaboom! Hype should be Illegal! However,GregoxMun the second has a great allience. We might side with him.

Let me insert some danny2462 into it. Waiter! There is a shard of tiberium in my soup!

Fact:Joseph in the bible is in fact,Joseph Stallin. This is told to you by the fact Untrue Fact Telling Machine Fact Sphere Edition,now 25% more corrupt.

economic dry dragons NOTTHECOPY:Yes i know,i got that from a random phrase generator earlier.

Quick,Get the obelisks of light on! We need to act for a better world without jeb killing us with boosters and corrupt space agencies!

Not existing,i plan on doing a actual main game. He probably will be... 1.On a moon like the mun or minmus. 2.On Duna. 3.At the KSC. 4.In heaven after killing him with one of my planes,they always go on stalls and spin for no reason.

I got a rare occurance,when testing out a new engine that would go even faster than warp speeds based on the mainsail,the NaNovirus attacked both engines and made the new engine dissapear and the mainsail not work. Even deleting the engine did not fix the problem,nor a game cache check.

Back in 0.25 i tried landing in DMP for exploration adventures and... i waste all the fuel. Next time i get somebody who exploits the .... out of me and trolls everyone and makes my rocket dissapear. Third time the ground looks closer than what it is and thus i crash into it.

I did,crashed a plane by turning because of broken aero making planes unable to turn,or spin without breaking to a million pieces.

Yup,playing 0.7.3 is like playing Blockland v0002.