Dark Junior

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I'll lock myself in a computer module and play videogames at hi-res forever

Collapse a black hole! What if we tried more power?

ExplodingRocketShip has three words in it. There are 3 sides to the illuminati logo. ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

You downloaded it. Waiter, there's soup in my soup!

Hi,Smerseden

I thought you loved it! LOL

To eat a

English-French-Spanish-Arabic-German-Russian-dutch-klingon-english Original: I - am a thoughtful guy. I think about a lotta things. I - am a thoughtful guy. I think a lotta thoughts; about a lotta things. I think about space and the vastness of it. I think about cake and how much I love it. I think about if Wal Mart is good or evil I think tattoos are cool - on other people. I think about the unexplored depths of the ocean I think about the difference in ointment and lotion I think about if-- I should wax my back. I think a handful of nuts is healthy snack. I - am a thoughtful guy. Right now, I'm thinking about the millions of microorganisms living all over my body. It's like I'm a mother-ship. A 100% male mother-ship. I think about how I could get on the local news If I strolled into a McDonald's and stripped down nude I think about a hot dog; while I'm eating it. But then I pause 'cause I'm thinking about its ingredients. I think about the first guy who ever shaved. And how many times did he shave before the second guy caved? I think about if a friend was choking on ice "just be patient" would the best advice. I think about that moment when I'm drifting off to sleep and then my body jerks like I'm falling suddenly I wonder if that's a defense mechanism for something, like for when you're sleeping on a cliff or you're just top-bunking. Sometimes I think how old guys like to whittle. And how if I start now and just whittle a little. my whittling skills will hone before I get old. and I'll pwn all my friends at the retirement home. I think of all the places that a penny has been. like, seriously, think of all the places that a penny's been in. It could-a been in the pocket of the President's suit. but it's probably also been in some toddler's poop. Cause little kids eat pennies like they're Flint-stone Vitamins Accruing no interest while traveling inside of em. Re-entering circulation might boost the economy But I'd rather not pay with a penny that's performed a colonoscopy. I think that our universe is really one of many. With many parallel me's stretching to infinity. doing activities similarly to me yet, at the same time, done slightly differently. and seemingly, right now, they could be thinking this - same thought as me. Well, a similar thought but not the same thought exactly. That's pretty deep. I - am a thoughtful guy. Right now, I'm thinking about the people who invented words...did they just look at stuff and say the first thing that came to their minds? And if so, how do you explain duffle-bag? I think how do I know that you and me see the same colors the same way when you and me see. Is my red blue for you, or my green your green too? Could it be true we see differing hues? And say we do- then how would we discover this fact? And even if we did, would there even be any impact? I don't think this would affect us personally, but I think it would have ripple effects through the interior design industry. I think about if I was turned into an ant, I'd want my loved ones to know, so I thought of a plan- I'd gather twigs and leaves and write my name on the ground, then I'd wait for my family and friends to crowd round but now I'm thinkin'- that when they saw it they'd think the human me wrote it and an ant was crawling on it Then not realizing' the ant-me was really the real-me In a strange twist of fate I think they'd probably kill me I - am a thoughtful guy. I - am a thoughtful guy. And right now, I'm thinking about what if I was abducted by aliens while I had a really bad farmer's tan--the aliens might incorrectly conclude that our species was two-toned. That's exactly what I thought. And then somehow, through this error, my tan lines saved the human race. I like that thought. Yeah I think a lotta thoughts like that. Me too. 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I create plan D: Surrender. I force you to surrender with my nyan kerbals. My fleet of nyan kerbals overwhelm you anyway I revert the hill to vanilla and claim it. My nyan-kerbal guarded vanilla hill.

Granted, but they're all corrupted. I wish I could stop collapsing black holes.

I destroy it by hyperediting into the middle of jool. I throw a collapsing black hole and a pile of pigs and nyan kerbals at the next poster

Banned for cheating on my thread. BOTH OF YOU! - - - Updated - - - DONT LEAVE mE

I finish repairs and evacuate more. I rub some bacon on the black hole to stabilize it until post 115. My special modified quantum shield based off of the design you made, will be ready by 112. - - - Updated - - - FYI, the bacon is specially harvested from cyborg pigs. They have an unknown piece of tech that distorts time in a small area, slowing down the collapse. the colonists will have to wait for my Neutron Shield, the modified version of the quantum. Although, for them it'll be a single post. In out rime, it'll be another 4 posts. ALSO: Posts is our official time measurement now. It can also be used for past dates: EX: post 108 delayed the collapse.

I take The Venator to Space Hotels for temporary relocation. Please find a new colony, as I'm running out of money! There are still 1,000,000,000 colonists! I warp there at top speed, but the black hole will break down at post 106. The VEnator has taken too much hull damage, and the quantum shield tech you gave us is still being developed for the Venator. It's too much of a risk. I could kill all the colonists onboard if I stay. - - - Updated - - - I'm leaving it in your hands. I'm going offline. I'll be back tomorrow

Nope, too dangerous. lol Press the button for Watch the video for the function

The venator loads the nearby bacon farm along with colonists onboard. What else is required of me? Also, Sampa, how about an official treaty? and I give you my insta-warp tech for some of your quantum research.

The venator insta-warps to the black hole. I load colonists and ships onto the Venator for evac. - - - Updated - - - Once post 103 comes around the Black hole will go critical.

Rub some bacon on it!

Use the pigs to stabilize it! bacon fixes everything! - - - Updated - - - watch the video!

Oh. Sorry for the misunderstanding. We received an anonymous tip that you were destroying the bacon farms. I tell Sampa And Train to just go home. I go home and send Sampa's ship back to his fleet and dock the venator for De-bacon-greasing and repairs. Also I delete the virus. - - - Updated - - - as an apology, we'll give the local intergalactic pig farm. i know you don't eat bacon, but maybe you could evolve the pigs into crewmen with your technology.

I also ask for my pants so I can download the virus to incapacitate your fleet. STATE YOUR BUSINESS. LAST WARNING.

I have a computer virus that can incapacitate your AI for as long as I need. I left in my other pants. Darnit. I arm all weapons and request reinforcements form my planet, from sampa, and trom TrainEngie.

State your business or you will be detained, Vinster.

Thanks! My ship is ready in case Vinster fires some kind of missile or black hole at me. OR BOTH.