Dark Junior

I activate the insta-drive and get to Sagittarius A in a second. I repeat the message. - - - Updated - - - And to sampa, I would appreciate it. Also, as I may be away from the planet dealing with vinster, I would appreciate if you left a ship to planet-sit.

My nyan kerbal guards let TrainEngie into the feast hall. we gorge ourselves on bacon and tacos, and wash it down with soft drinks. I then install the shields Sampa gave me out of kindness. I go to Sagittarius A to monitor the pig farm while Vinster does his work. TrainEngie, if you wish to accompany me, I'll give you half of the intergalactic pig farms company. - - - Updated - - - Vinster seems very suspicious. STATE YOUR INTENT! - - - Updated - - - The reason I wish Train to accompany me, is because of vinster's past violent activities, and I would appreciate backup.

Not the baaaaacon! - - - Updated - - - That's where my pig farm is!

Understood. We'll mail you a pig.

if Xannari is hungry, HE SHOULD EAT BACON! - - - Updated - - - Anyway, everyone is seated, and it's time TO EAT BAAAAACON! with a side dish of tacos, considering I'm a lord of tacos. Also, bacon tacos

My ship is at the tip of the Shield. The pigs have been slaughtered, and the table is set. After, we're serving soft drinks.

Are you attacking my bacon feast? THINK OF THE BACON!

I email you directions to the bacon feast: Go 10 loght years east from Kerbin, take a left at Alpha Centauri, Take another left at Orion's belt, and the ship is the third on the right.

Sampa, Xannari, and vinster: Do you wanna go to my bacon feast?

I email you directions to the bacon feast: Go 10 loght years east from Kerbin, take a left at Alpha Centauri, Take another left at Orion's belt, and the ship is the third on the right.

I invite everyone to a feast of bacon. If you wish to come, please rsvp. - - - Updated - - - It's on the Venator.

Try not to read this sentence. LOL

No. I don't feel like it. Press the button for trains.

I create a massive ship to serve as my mobile HQ, complete with enough firepower to destroy any defenses and enough hangar space to fit a thousand fighters. - - - Updated - - - I name it the Venator, and I hide in a corner of the universe no one can find me until the cruiser it at its full power.

I send the FILSS automated fleet, commanded by the SHELIA AI to hunt you down. I speed up time until my automatic fleet finds your true facility. I use my godlike powers to simply delete the facility. - - - Updated - - - And to Xannari, I /tp to you and wreak havoc.

Your quantum shields send off energy, revealing the spot my nuclear nyan kerbals should ram. AND THEY BREAK PAST YOUR QUANTUM SHIELD

I push it and I feed it to my jerkwad teacher. The button is pointless. Do you press it?

Can you beat XCOM without any research?

I use my supreme powers to launch nyan kerbals at you, causing you to all die of rainbow. take that. oh yeah, I also create a planet with impenetrable defenses as my home base - - - Updated - - - I'm amazed how fast this thread became popular! You're all awesome!

The goal of The War Of Insanity is to wage a war. The game is meant to get more and more Intense as we construct our empires.. No limits to how you can play! Create armies! Destroy the universe! make peace! Do ANYTHING! The story so far: A galactic war began. The dominant powers are, Junior, Sampa, Xannari, Trainengie, and Vinster. They each claimed a portion of the galaxy. They started with petty attacks, bacon feasts, and gravity messing-around-with. The first major event occurred at the center of the galaxy, where Vinster’s colony, located inside an asteroid, went critical. After much effort, Vinster’s people scattered around the blast radius and resettled in the void in the middle of the galaxy. Sampa and Xannari made a truce, and the galaxy was at peace as they settled into an era of no conflict. It ended as soon as Sampa began raiding small enemy targets that had settled. Then Xannari became suspicious. Xannari stole blueprints for a massive ship. Xannari nearly arrested by Sampa after Xannari responded with a threat to destroy the flagship of Sampa’s fleet. Xannari escaped. Xannari surrendered and rejoined Sampa. Junior joined Sampa, and they traded techs, becoming an alliance. Xannari began to show odd symptoms, such as Xannari speaking of the Great attractor, the most powerful gravitational force known to man, where Xannari made a colony. Strange things happened: The great attractor showed signs of meeting the same fate as the center of the galaxy; Junior completed his signature particle shield. Xannari accuses Vinster of causing the near collapse. From then on, Xannari became a warmonger. The center of the galaxy nearly exploded again, but Junior saved everyone. Junior, while investigating the disturbance, which Sampa identified as a wormhole later, is ambushed. Junior and the ship barely survive the attack. Xannari snaps at this point and threatens everyone with missiles. Junior recovers and Sampa and Xannari break their alliance. Sampa takes aggressive action against Xannari, who armed his missiles. Xannari attempted to assassinate Junior and his planet with an irradiates space ship. A massive battle breaks out after Junior recovers and saves the fleet from radiation death. The combined forces of Sampa and Junior fought against and eventually imprisoned. At this point, Junior and Sampa found the Galactic Alliance and create a central Station: the Citadel. This heavily defended station is created and promptly destroyed by an unknown 3rd faction. Junior nearly dies when shot in the back, spending a week recovering. Sampa confronts Xannari a final time. Sampa hand-to-hand fights with Xannari, ending with Sampa shooting himself in the head so he wouldn't be court-marshalled for his crime. (If Fallout New Vegas taught us anything, you can survive a bullet in the brain.) He recovered with the help of Xannari and faced his fate. Xannari disappeared and is presumed dead. Sampa was let away scot-free. After, the fleet constructs Citadel 2, a replacement. The Alliance welcome this era of peace. - - - Updated - - - The next poster gets the first move! UPDATE 1: I got rid of sides.

Play the XCOM theme used during interception!

XCOM 2 for sure

The aliens spotted you too easily

Beat XCOM Enemy Unknown without ANY research except storyline ones.

Name: Dark Junior Preferred Gender: Male Preferred Nationality: Canadian Appearance: Armor: 2 Armor Tint: 10 Everything else can be random. Except give me the coolest helmet possible Do You Want To Be A MEC? OH YES!