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News Human 4: the British government has announced that beagle 2 has returned, and the space carrier project can be launched. we don't know if this is international (It isn't)

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Beagle 2: SOMEBODY? B2: HELLO? Mars Climate Orbiter: who is that? is anyone there? B2: this is Beagle 2. can you realy a transmission to earth? MCO: I think so. B2: this is Beagle 2 to England control. all is in place for the launch of starcarrier-one. wait is that a alien? OH- *static*

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what rest of the planets I wish for aliens

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HMSS Uppingham (fictional English space carrier): alien life forms detected on surface. all pilots to your craft. prepare for areobraking. alien life. repeat alien life. this is not a drill. MNO: what? who? HMSS U: communist satellite detected. war was declared 10 minutes ago. prepare railgun turrets to fire.

10000: to stop the extinctionof all kerbalkind, jebedaiah kerman is sent back in time to redirect the giant annas and prevent the ananaian empire from reforming. reset time to 254.

I nuke it because frozen sucks. my hole with radation

alien: slfhgdahlhhOP:fhsop:HPoho;hgdlaohfafhailfhaHHHHHHH curiousity: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

hax? CHEATS

granted. you also get a fatal cat allergy. I wish for a nuke to be in my house and not explode

politics? you mean that thing that is a supplement for alien invassions?

just throw it together in a way that looks like a picture you saw. I got one stuck in orbit, so its not that hard

danny got into mission control again. you let danny in mission control?

we send sun. hopefully that will push the aliens away

granted. see that doctor who episode about exploding bases I wish that doctor who was not existing

well we have done a lot of wars.....

Asteroids are weapons

reattempt spirit: why am I not dead? oh look a martian. meanwhile.... beagle 2: why am I weged bettwen 2 rocks but not broken? also.... Viking 1:hey 2 you seen any alien monks yet? Viking 2:yes theres one. next to that cave that looks like a monastery. both probes: BURRRRNNNNNNN THEMMMMMM ALLLLLLL

511: the program fails.

protocol involves killing aliens

meanwhile on phobos... ksp community cubesat:oh look, here comes that aircraft carrier that is going to land on mars back on mars... spirit:RUUNNNNNNNNN Opportunity: but aren't you stuck? spirit:oh. aircraft carrier lands

507:the space marines attack, and destroy all annanians. the remains of the spacus tribe take over the kerbol system. all time since 499 is erased to remove all traces of annanians. 499 (dues to memory eraseing):the space marines leave and take the ananians to banned object land. KSP is founded.