<dd>No other object has been misidentified as a flying saucer more often than the planet Eve.</dd><dd>Even the former leader of your United States of Kermrica, James Earl Kerman Jr., thought he saw a UFO once... But it's been proven he only saw the planet Eve.</dd><dd>Eve was at its peak brilliance last night. You probably thought you saw something up in the sky other than Eve, but I assure you, it was Eve.</dd><dd>Your scientists have yet to discover how neural networks create self-consciousness, let alone how the Kerbal brain processes two-dimensional retinal images into the three-dimensional phenomenon known as perception. Yet you somehow brazenly declare seeing is believing? Mister Kerman, your scientific illiteracy makes me shudder, and I wouldn't flaunt your ignorance by telling anyone that you saw anything last night other than the planet Eve, because if you do...</dd>