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  1. yeah, firespitter doesn't work w/ .9 on a mac, steam edition. It says it's outdated
  2. They seem to photosynthesize, but they do need whatever is in their atmosphere, either that, or the only thing in space that harms them is rapid decompression. The snacks are just nice to have. Their heads, however must be made of Bouncyus Metaliicus, a mixture of rubber and titanium, allowing them to fall from orbit, fly at terminal velocity, land on their head, and bounce. They could be Green Groots, rapidly regrowing themselves as they burn up in the upper atmosphere. The final possibility is that Kerbals are magic.
  3. will there be destructible buildings in any way involved? That, I think is the best thing since cockpit view, but we're all on the edge of our seats, bossible ready to eject at a moments notice, so don't make us jump!
  4. the only thing done wrong were the models, other than that, it rocked!
  5. maybe, they just have ultra-strong muscular fiber instead of bones? which would explain their lack of wounds or they could be like green plant pug versions of wolverine, or deadpool, whcih explains the lack of injury just as well. Or they might just be plants possibly idiots Either way, kerbals were probably created in lab accident wherin a pug, marijuana (explaining both plant and oddity) Whiskey, and a computer were put in a DNA mixer, and the KErbal was born
  6. I love this! I just started a thread on kerbal biology, before I saw this, and now I realise how dumb that was. This belongs in the "Hitchhiker's guide to the Kerbal species" Thing.
  7. Can we get this thread started? I have, and so ahve many others, wondered about kerbal biology, and how they work. How do kerbals work? What does their skeleton look like? How do their organs function? All these questions and many more, will hopefully be answered by you! Thanks, President of the UKN
  8. 308: A purple haired Hu-man named sasha swoops in from the heavens, devours the potato factory, and flies back out to the cosmos. 309: The kerbals figure out that blue stuff can be fun, and discover swimming
  9. 306: Kerbals are confused by the blue stuff, but discover that when cooked by fire, it is drinkable, kerbals now not prone to extinction by dehydration
  10. 304: Robots eat all snacks, kerbals facing extinction
  11. 0001.00000001: First death and injury by fire
  12. 0000: Kebin begins anew, and kerbals are born, hunter-gatherers, with a religion based on packaged objects called "Snacks"
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