ThaZeus

It's a Rosewill Ranger-M. mATX Mini Tower

I revive Lenin, Marx, and Trotsky who brings about a revolution and brutally murders ChinChin. My communist republic! (Trotsky actually liked democracy)

I leave universe [Redacted] to visit universe 27. I quickly grab any friendlies and leave. I return bringing The Reality Bomb! I set it to go off as some as I leave. Then I leave! Congrats Universe #27 is now nothing. My empire calmly waiting for me and my friendlies. @The Raging Sandwich and allies? I hope you're cool splitting the Caucasian mountains between yourselves!

When you: Use the rankine scale. Memorized all U.S. Presidents Are excited to take the SAT and ACT Love politics. Memorized first few scenes of zootopia. Memorized most of the first episode of Futurama Memorized most of the first chapter of "The lighting thief" Know the meanings behind NOR, OR, NOT, XOR, AND, NAND, and XNOR Use the Oxford comma Use bulleted lists. and more!

∆/10 I can't not see you.

5/10 Convincingly human. But probably half furry. (For the record nothing against furries here.) I am very human. I memorized all of the U.S. presidents and the 2-3 scenes of zootopia. Also, I [REDACTED] Why would a human A.I. do that? Okay I think I fooled them!

Gets OfficalNerdCubed Inserts [REDACTED]

Luckily for me they come up with a cure for my mental illness so i can reclaim my Empire. And it has grown! And I Joined the commonwealth.

Next to day. Why does the world taste purple?

Wow my empire still stands! All of you are still trapped in your own corner of reality that you can't escape. My Empire

Luckily I trapped all posters after me in The Mirror Dimension without a sling-ring. My Empire (and its many hills.)

Make FYROM great again! I give Alexander the Great a crash course on modern weapons. Know he can conquer the most powerful countries really quickly. Oh you were two late. I joined NATO and the EU and I applied to make BRICS into BRIMCS. I have conquer all of the former Yugoslavia republics, Bulgaria, Romania, Turkey, Greece, Iraq, and Iran My Empire! FYROM = Former Yugoslav Republic Of Macedonia

Narrator: Why must you be off track Stanley? There you are now falling straight down! And here have some Apeture Science Advanced Knee ReplacmentsTM

That's nice. Waiter Yuri Gagarin is in my soup!

-63 (-)

Waiter there's a Sputnik in my soup!

Nihilism! -58 (-)

Granted but its a bad wish. I wish to be able to play more EU4.

Cake not tasty enough? Get some hair and put it in for extra flavor.

Banned for not having a profile picture.

Emergency room visit for being impaled with a sepatron.

http://c.xkcd.com/random/comic/

[REDACTED] - Conquer the world.