TopHeavy11

Now it's ALL deadly! Yay! EDIT: Was a picture of a nuke explosion.

1447: You meet Jared Leto. You proceed.

I volunteer as tribute for District 4, in honor of my winning the 4th Kerbal Games. Can you name my clone "BottomHeavy11" please?

1444: Overwatch. You run for your sanity.

YAS. YAY. GG everyone.

Yes. YES. YEEEEEES! *slams hand down on button repeatedly* If you push the button, you push the button while pushing the button and pushing the button.

1430: You hear a voice saying "Touch the piece." You do what is says. You wake up on floor 1431 with a large cylindrical thing stuck to your back.

Floor XXXX: You don't know how you got here. You have a feeling that this floor is not well programed. The gravity is inconsistent and weak. The black and white tile pattern makes you feel strangely uncomfortable. You see a lonely desk. There is a picture on it. It shows some children and an oddly familiar person. Under it, there are words that spell "Never forget." You proceed in the direction you came, only to find the stairwell has moved itself. You hear a clanking noise in the distance. Scared, you run into a wall. On the other side, you see a giant man typing on a keyboard as tall as you are. You scream. He screams. You look behind you to see that it is some sort of message board or forums with other people messaging as well. Suddenly you wake up, remembering that you fell asleep on the way to floor 1426. You proceed, thinking about how clear your dream was, forgetting it by the second.

I use Deus Ex Machina Land Tank to defeat puny Land Shark. The next user is now certainly banished into an inescapeable, never ending lava pit of eternal death.

Hey! @adsii1970.

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8/10 I see you around quite often.

-10(+)

Nope. No paradoxes, please. If button is pressed, there is a 30% chance you will become a superhero of your choosing, a 15% chance that you will be teleported to the fictional or fan-fiction universe of your choice, a 50% chance that you will become Dvoge, a 4% chance that a sentient probe will visit Earth in good will, a 0.99% chance that nothing will happen, and a 0.01% chance that the world will turn into an egg. Your choice.

Floor 1422.5: You realize that you may be in a simulation. You break the window and jump out. You fall for 7 minutes. When you hit the ground, you wake up on floor 1423, which appears to be some sort of human life energy harvester. Scared for your life (for the 1000th time) you continue. Floor 1423.5: You have a fleeting thought that maybe it would be better to go down instead of up. You shun logic and proceed up the stairwell.

PPFHFSHHHFHSHFH/10.

Here, have a Verizon to finish your download. Waiter! My soup is making terrible puns in a goofy font!

I summon the might of Chekhov's Gun to help me. It turns out this time it was a simple asteroid, which hits a critical component, and the whole ship explodes. I send the U.S.S. Enterprise after the next poster. Wait...THAT WAS IN COMIC SAAAAANS!

Yeah, I know...and I started in v. 0.24!

Remember, invincibility. I shove a nuke down the next posters throat after coating it with super-glue.

Wait, are you serio- *proceeds to be eaten by a creature of unimaginable horror and wonder, as the customer has to watch the whole thing* Waiter! It's low midnight in my soup!

Another fun reference is if you add a C in between the I and the B.

8/10 I've seen you around the Forum Games.

Yeah, that spaceplane looks more like a space pencil. As for getting out and jetpacking to saftey, I do that too if my parachute fails. Like'd!

I pull a John Cena while pulling a Chuck Norris and mix in a little infinty, and voila, complete invincibility. I let the next poster do what he wants to me because I know I won't feel a thing, and if I do, will immediately win.