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Four frogs.

Wrecking ball destroys fake dead end.

USS Wall.

2/10 At least it's progress...

What you said. What if what if questions are an illusion?

Cheater! (No other outside parenthesis words allowed!)

Why dance when you can.. NYAN!

Granted. Your inspiration turns into... *Determination. I wish I could stop making old references.

Are you kidding?! Having a book published would be a GREAT move! A story like this would be an ad campaign worthy of TELEVISION! This would (at least in my mind) bring in tons of new people to the game. Even if @SQUAD didn't use this as an ad campaign, I'm pretty sure whoever is in charge would be thrilled to grant you permission to publish a book with their game as the general setting.

5/10 for Egypt!

Ah! Kill it! Kill it! Waiter! my soup was reported for spam!

0/10 Necessity is the mother of invention. The invention is a rocket capable of blowing up the Moon with a nuke OR landable boosters that will slow the Moon down to an identical orbit to before the incident. I kill the Doctor in every timeline he visits.

Just, try to replace Kerman with real last names.

Blue.

Oh, OK. Close enough, it's a Vesta class star ship commissioned in the 2400's.

RESTART! 0 (N/A)

I heard a rumor...that KSP on console doesn't actually exist.

1/10 Not to funny. hey, i've done a TON of work today. a skele-TON.

Starbound Enterprise.

Then we would be flippin' vegetables! What if Chuck Norris died for good?

Well? Say hello to your little friend! Waiter! There's a temporal rift in my soup!

1/10 You realize I can ignore your paradox, right? I clone Chuck Norris and send them on the next poster with 150% fury level.

Variable/10 Depends on how far away you are.

A Tazer-Pistol. (TM) (No, it's not the Enterprise.)

1st sentence: I'm Chuck Kerman. Not even Danny can kill me. 2nd sentence: Granted, you crash in KSP and real life instead of one or the other. I wish that the next sentence is true. BTW, the previous sentence was a lie.