PB666.
You claim to be a the universe's piehole.
The universe doesn't have a piehole.
Your lying because your actually at Illuminati HQ.
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Your username suggests your demonic.
You follow a cult.
The Illuminati started as a cult.
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Your made of yarn.
Your from the yarniverse.
No mere mortal has the power to travel from one universe to the next.
You are no mere mortal.
You are all-seeing.
The Illuminati is all seeing.
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I can definitively say that you, @PB666, for the Forum record, are the finest example of ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED.