Blasty McBlastblast

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Very nice! This series is shaping up to be another awesome one Do you think anyone will ever make a procedural engine mod, or is it Kerbalkind's white whale? It would be pretty cool to have visually accurate models with tweakable construction materials, combustion chambers, bell shapes and cooling, fuel pumps, fuel ratios, vectoring ranges, etc.. that produce realistic engine performance and failure modes. hehe it would certainly make pre-flight testing important!

Granted! But you are now a reindeer, and power lines scare the crap out of you! I wish the media would stop giving free-advertising to nut jobs who go on killing sprees

Banned! for listening to advice from some dude with a sphere on his back...

Granted!, But just like Tantalus, that burrito is forever just beyond your grasp. I wish @cantab had not mentioned batteries earlier, because now mine is flat too!! (I’M A’ CHARGIN’ MAH LAZER BATTERY)

Granted! But your pet is Kid Rock, and he is drinking all of your whiskey!! I wish that dictators were a variety of potato.

Granted! You are thrown into a timey-wimey portal and find yourself stranded in the Early Cambrian, where you can have all the trilobites you desire (if they desire you!) I wish that while you are waiting 520 million years for KSP to be invented, you use your free time to influence the evolution of forks to so that they have opposable thumbs

hehe granted! "that is the smallest amount of gold I've ever seen! how remarkable!!" I wish news reporters would correctly use the expression "decimated" to indicate 10% damage or casualties (as a side note consider this: there is a higher grade of gold in most cemeteries than there is in many gold mines...)

Granted! But the catch is you have to eat in moderation and exercise regularly for the rest of your healthy life! I also wish for a maser, but this one will be for pointing at my coffee to keep it warm

It's easy enough to comment out (//) specific modded part configs so that the stock parts run, and as a bonus you can latter remove the comment markup and restore the modded bits for 20% more coolth! (coolth is a real word that lazy mining engineers made up when we got sick of saying negative-heat!) You will find the cupola in GameData\VenStockRevamp\Squad\Parts\Command.cfg (it's the 3rd part down). Be sure to comment out every line from @PART to the final closing curly bracket

Granted! But after capturing the cheesecake you discover that it is made of milk from the cow pictured in your avatar (hope it's a girl cow), and suddenly you loose your appetite.. I wish somebody would buy that cow a comb! (I waste way too much time tee-hee-ing every time I see that do! )

Granted! But... Now you also have vertigo and can't bear to be above ground level. In fact, you actually prefer to be sitting than standing because it is even closer to ground level! Luckily for you there are is a local community of pilot forks-with-thumbs who hear of your plight and propose to fly you about with the provision that you wear a blindfold for the duration of any flight. You accept this arrangement, but you will never know if you are actually flying or if those forks are just making engine noises with their mouths and rocking you about, and this question will haunt you to your grave! I wish I had magical beard that would grow or shrink within minutes to any size I wanted!

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@Rafael acevedo When you think about it only the mass of the supplies is relevant for rocket calculations. The volume of NOMS will depend on the types of snacks provided (think chocolate bar vs packet of crisps), and as for mulch... google says "1.0 g/cm3 is accepted as the average density of human feces. Therefore, 27 L of feces weighs around 27 Kg. If you're dealing with sinkers or floaters, it'll change." edit: after some additional searching (pretty sure the government is watching me now!) I found this document which contains actual numbers for real life space mulch! hehe my favourite line is "The bag was kneaded to rupture the inner pouch and mix the germicide with the wastes"t (so the next time Jebediah complains about tedious data collection, remind him how lucky he is!! )

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Banned! for launching a rocket without any mention of "moar-boosters" (ban the user above you)

@SmashingKirby148 Well.. I'm saying what I'm saying, that I "hope to see it working again". Some parts in the latest version are missing, or have duplicate part names and so won't appear in career mode, or generate weird aerodynamic effects. So for now I'm using version 1.9.2 (with some minor fixes) and it is working just fine, but I'm looking forward to being able to use the beautiful new parts without any hick-ups. My first post was meant as a summary, as many people don't seem to really read too deeply back into a forum, or follow github issue threads, or look into the files they've installed as part of a mod (which is all fine btw), so I was just trying to help out. I apologise if I've triggered you in some way.

@SmashingKirby148 hmm.. I don't know what causes your crashes. I've crashed into the VAB plenty of times (hehe) but have not yet had a VAB induced crash-to-desktop in this KSP version, even with Stock Part Revamp running.