Klassy KSP

I drink the water (DHMO). i send a giant rocket to crash into the poster bellow me.

61 BK: A group of hoo-mans enter the kerbol system.

59 BK: The AUSK Launches the final mission to the first of Kerbin's secret space stations.

56 BK: Pol is discovered in the WKE. the WKE is now on the backfoot after losing most of its northern Fleet.

55 BK: The AUSK and the NKR Deafeat the WKE (west kerbin empire) and it is annexed by the AUSK and the NKR. Ending IKW-1 and the first of kerbins major conflicts.

Late 52 BK: Whener Von Kerman is born. Mid 52 BK: The AUSK and NKR engage in a small battle on the mun over a He-3 deposit. Early 52 BK: scientists at the AUSK discover Dres but keep it a secret as it will be used for a secret base in case of the collapse of the AUSK.

Indeed it was, but AUSK is still around on Dres. Later around year 26 the AUSK (now DUSK) tries to invade Kerbin and captures all of its territory that it had before IKW-2. they used the K.R.A.K.E.N a whole lot in that war. Late 50 BK: Scientists at the AUSK discover Eeloo. Early 50 BK: tensions rise between the AUSK and the NKR after the NKR sinks one AUSK Blue November class submarines.

48 BK: Operation Nor'easter is enacted by the AUSK and Blue army tanks Storm past the 89th parallel into NKR territory this marks the beginning of International Kerbal War-2 or IKW-2. The ONSC is bombed destroying the Launchpad and the Rods From the Gods-1 Spacecraft.

Late 46 BK: the AUSK nuclear program is successful in making 8 ICBM warheads (these will be put on the Dres base). they are now starting to experiment with He-3 reactors. 47 BK: Gene Kerman is born to a wealthy family in the NKR.

44 BK: The AUSK invents a super weapon called the K.R.A.K.E.N. this will interfere with NKR ships and it i place in the Joolian system. This super weapon will ensure than know one finds out about the Dres Base. this weapon was made to look like an alien so that the NKR or any other nation winds out that the AUSK was behind this. Btw this was to explain the early Kapollo disaster and the windward spirit's communication loss.

43 BK: realizing that they could not win a war against the NKR. The AUSK launches a secret mission to send prominent kerbal socialists, scientists and soliders to a secret Dres base to one day invade kerbin . They chose does because no one knows that dres exists yet.

40 BK: The NKR Defeats the Blue army of the AUSK (the Arctic Union of Socialist Kerbals) and it is annexed by the NKR. 41 BK: The NKR uses kinetic penetrators from a secret orbital battle station to cripple AUSK naval fleet and push back the Blue Army into the arctic tundra.

35 BK: Adventurer 1 and Adventurer 2 are Launched from the ONSC to fly-by Minmus and Mun. 36 BK: A new science experiment is invented called 'Mystery Gootm." This allows unmanned vehicles to study space without the need for crew to report on the situation. Early 36 BK: a Dwarf Planet named 'Dres' is discovered. When it was first discovered astronomers thought they were looking at Ike but after they could not see Duna next to it they confirmed it is indeed a new Dwarf planet. Late 37 BK: Edlu Kerman is the first Kerbal to preform a spacewalk. Early 37 BK: Archibald Kerman becomes the first Kerbal in Orbit.

Late 30 BK: KRAKEN-1 is launched into a solar orbit to study this mysterious 'KRAKEN'. Early 30 BK: Adventurer 3 is launched from the old space center. Late 31 BK: A strange signal originating in the Joolian system is detected by a small satellite launched 1 year earlier by Rockomax Conglomerate. Deemed 'KRAKEN' by scientists in the NKR. Early 31 BK: The ONSC (old northern space program) Starts the Kapollo Program and the Jool I and Jool V rockets (manufactured by Rockomax) Are selected to Be the main boosters to be used in the Kapollo program and hopefully successfully putting kerbals on Mun.

In this timeline the kerbals have simple rocket tech at this time.

Year 25 BK: Dean, Orbit, and Gene Kerman become the first Kerbals to orbit the mun. Year 26 BK: The Jool V Mun rocket performs its first unmanned test. Late Year 27 BK: Adventurer 3 becomes the first spacecraft to fly by Duna Early Year 27 BK: The Jool I rocket disintegrates in mid air when it hits Mach 1 killing all onboard. This delays the Kapollo program and a lot of Kerbal money has been invested in strut technology.

Try flying a plane on thatamo. Trust me it is really fun and challenging. (it helps if you put rcs thrusters to aid turning.)

Yeah that was probably a good idea.

My first ever Minmus landing was flown by Henpond Kerman.

They should make all the old versions (before 1.0) cost 1-10 dollars each and put them on the website. They could make a lot of money out of this.