cratercracker

>a the shop

>Chinese tourist group gets in 

>don't.give.a.damn.exe

>they go buy something and picture something (even at the shop)

>some dude gets lost

>he looks for a chicken

>0knowledgeofRussian.txt

>takes an egg

>goes to me

>asks:

"Where mother?"

>lmao.exe

>I show him the way and walks away like some sort of a superhero.