HyperDraco

7/10 Seen you in most forum games.

Banned for having spiky cartoon hair.

limper

Spacerman.Spoof

Prized

Granted. However the subtext compels you to return it within the next minute. Enjoy your short lived honour. I wish to have free, unrestricted access to my PC.

Priced

Granted. Instead of launching and blowing up in the air, reducing the company's PR even more, it explodes on the launchpad itself. I wish for free, clean and renewable, infinite electricity to go along with my extremely power hungry PC.

Granted. All existing KSP mods are updated to 1.11 but they immediately expand many times in size and your entire hard drive is filled with KSP mods rendering your PC almost entirely useless. (Congrats on 333 posts) I wish for a PC that can run all KSP mods whilst only using 50% system resources.

Because Pizza doesn't meet the necessary requirements to righteously obtain the legendary second 'T' but Jabba does. What is the best recipe for homemade Pizza.

I'm gonna say two. However, since my mom had told me when I was 3 that lying is bad, I will oblige. Dr Google says 2, and so it is. How does one Outpizza the Hut?

Safety

Raced

Granted. You get a more wishes coupon for your local neighbourhood's genie-in-a-lamp. I wish for all the old KSP mods to run flawlessly in modern KSP

Trace

equipped

IamnoVampire

races

racks

Banned for logic. I like your funny words magic man!

hacks

Granted, the moon has been observed to actually be one massive Mun Arch. You have brought ruin upon the world as tides have been corrupted and the moon's orbit started moving further and further away. I wish to own another Camaro SS (1970), this time in KSP.

nuclear

MelaninRhyme

Banned for being a jeb kerman stan