Nezclaw

banned because my ball python doesn't like you

"average kerbal has three functioning braincells" factoid actually statistical error. Gene Kerman and Werner von Kerman, who both have an entire functioning brain, are outliers and should not have been counted.

the first time i tried it i got it right, only i had a mun hop go wrong and i had to revert. I'd forgotten a few pieces on that ship anyway, like a parachute. Despite that, it went pear shaped once i hit minmus. I'd built a rover and dropped it down, only i'd failed to account for the fact that minmus's gravity is SUPER low, and also the site i was trying to land at was on the night side. And I didn't have any lights. Cue Patbert Kerman tumbling wildly over the terrain as I think my wheels got hit with a small kraken. Once i'd warped to daylight it calmed down a lot. Unfortunately, the anomaly I thought I'd seen on Kerbnet and dropped a waypoint to investigate didn't actually exist on subsequent passes. So it was ultimately all for naught. I can't even transmit Science cuz I forgot the blasted antenna. what kind of a name is patbert anyway i might have to save him just for that ridiculous name

still working on rescuing jeb. Bill and Bob are hard at work extracting fuel from the Munar surface. I also sent an experimental craft to minmus to look around, only i accidentally sent an engineer and a pilot instead of a scientist and a pilot.

I left jeb stranded on Mun in the shadow of a monolith for four days, two hours, and thirty three minutes. then he tumbled a kilometer down a slope and into a lander that was supposed to rescue him, only it ran out of fuel. Not sure how long he's been there now. I have also tried to nuke the VAB but it never really worked out. I'm still kinda new to this game. There's also the fact that i semi regularly forget to put important parts on my spacecraft, like parachutes. Or solar panels. Or reaction wheels. I have ADHD i can't remember everything!

i've been trying to rescue jeb from mun after his craft exploded due to a bad landing. then the first rescue mission ran out of fuel. but at least he has a pod to hang out in now. i'm also trying to figure out how to deflect an asteroid that is on a very steep collision course with kerbin. i have very little idea of what i'm doing. this game is dwarf fortress levels of complicated only without the comprehensive wiki.