Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the solution to... nothing. The BFPS-1! It stands for: Big Fracking Piece of Stupidity v.1 It has 33 engines firing on takeoff, 30 liquids and 3 solid. The solids eject first, followed by three vectoring engines, followed by the other 27, with 6 after that, then 3, then 1, and then a lunar lander with one engine and eight lander legs for extra stability. And yes, it does make it to the Mun. Because, Jeb said so. It is entirely stock as well. Make sure to use the RCS on takeoff, as it likes to tilt beyond 18,000 meters.