Better idea. Have them refer to themselves as the Jeb, Bill, and Bob of an alternate timeline, one where the SWARM won. That way, they can go back in time and create a parallel universe, one where the changes they made occurred.
Hey Bobcat? Could you make a Ferram's Aerodynamic Research mod compatible version of the Soviet Pack? The normal one has way to much fuel and thrust for it.
Vasquez: I doubt Jonah was complaining much. He barely eats anything when he's busy designing rockets. I've seen him pull all-nighters on just tea and a sandwich.
Mission 7.2: New Stuff HQ wants more functionality on the station. Attach a second permanent module to the station, preferably with two docking ports to allow the continuation of CT Missions. All previous tech available. Reward: 50k if module docked. +5k if module holds 1000 units of monoprop or more. +2k if additional crew can be stored in the new module. +3k if the module holds at least a Rockomax X200-8 fueltank worth of fuel and oxidizer. +5k if module has more than 2 docking ports. Unlock 2.5m docking ports when completed, must use at least one on the extra module.
Mission 7.1: Crew Switcharoo HQ says that the boys up in the station nee to come home, but they want the station to remain active. As they can only have two astronauts on EVA at one time, an it would be very difficult to co-ordinate a CTV and the station to manuever to remain parked near each other, they have decide that you will dock the CTV to the station for the crew transfer. Objective: Rotate the full crew of the station, resupply the majority of RCS use by the station. Available Tech: All previous MechJeb Docking Autopilot Reward: 50k for mission completion.