Whirligig Girl

http://cdn.alltheragefaces.com/img/faces/large/misc-seriously-l.png - - - Updated - - - They've been redesigned with a new size and shape.

Pizza is the HypeFood! - - - Updated - - - So you pack the few rich people in for a quick ride? Anyway, the HypeBusStopofMaximumHype will move just like the Trainstation and Airport.

Can't store enough people on a bus.

Let's just remind you of this.

These are not mere steel or aluminium, this is HypeAlloys!

You've been part of this community for over a year, if you don't like the game don't play it. It was advertised as tycoon-style in planned features

Oh, you... - - - Updated - - - HypeTrainAirport of MaximumHype? hmmm... - - - Updated - - - yes, but if we detach the brakevan, the poor guard will be left behind. (the reason the hypetrainstation wouldn't move is because the brakevan being on the back goes under "ideal circumstances"

Matoro-approved! Here's his original HypeTrain, before showing him the Hype07Loco

Not true, the HypeTrainStationofMaximumHype and the HypePlaneAirport of MaximumHype shift in location so that the HypeTrain and the HypePlane travel (in an optimum situation) the same amount of time. The two stations are also linked by wormhole.

Good, no more rants from him, eh? This is the forum for a game about little green men launching spaceships to fictional planets. So, yeah. This is a joke.

Turns out, my textbook that said Hype-powered flight was impossible is from the 1920s. Looking at modern textbooks, it is all too clear to me the mistake I've made in claiming Hypeflight is impossible. BUT! The problem that persists is that if Hype drops, you fall from the sky, and you can't hold nearly as many people in the plane as you can the train! A plane big enough to comfortably seat 7 billion people would be larger than many islands.

Dude, why so serious? This is all in good fun!

HypeTrain is far better! The HypePlane is a scam! Hype-powered flight is nearly impossible! And what would happen if there was a sudden drop in Hype? It would fall out of the sky! Unless, of course, it uses normal propulsion, so it's NOT a HypeTrain! EDIT: I have discovered, through an enormous feat of genious, the HypeFlight is possible! BUT! The problem that persists is that if Hype drops, you fall from the sky, and you can't hold nearly as many people in the plane as you can the train!

A merger, eh? Hmm... No. HypeRailways could perhaps stand to become HypeTransport, but since Hype-Powered flight doesn't exist... No! I won't scam half of my passengers who were promised with Hype! Your plane is conventionally-powered and you know it! But... The race... What's that? Yes, I am going to force you to listen to a choir of british children singing for a classic tv show based on the best children's books of all time. What? Yes, I'm comparing the HypeScamPlane to a bus.

We've just passed a steamdb sign! EDIT: ninja'd by Robotengineer

This is what's called a "Necro". This thread is over a year old!

How about a truce, eh? I won't shoot you, you won't shoot me, and you forfeit all of your passengers to me!

[me]is highly insulted.[/me] You ought to see a good ol' story... Here's one of Gordon's brothers and HypeTrain07's former rival, racing and winning against a plane and a speedboat.

Hypebus. Nope.

Good idea. At the next station I'll order some to the station after that, where they can be fitted to every 10th coach. EDIT: Oh, you were talking to Gregorx, not me. Gregorx has no authority over the HypeTrain.

QUADRUPLE-TRACK DRIFTING

I recommend this thread not be stickied. People tend to ignore stickied threads.

to answer that we must first know how many hours in a day, and how many days until the HypeTrain arrives.

It is now time for a monumental boost in speed! [commsdevice]Guard, there's a large rocket booster on the rear of the Brakevan/Caboose. Light it and stage it off when the burn is complete![/comms]