"Great work Dave, you've reached 69,000 feet! Continue into space for only £5! We have more offers... - Explore Kerbin's moons for £3! - Explore other planets for £8! - Upgrade to 2m parts for £25!" "But EA, I want to do all this without paying!" "I'm sorry Dave. I'm afraid I can't let you do that..." And I did not just write that whole thing for the 2001 joke. At all.