Granted, you are reincarnated as one once you die having no recollection of wishing to be a martian. I wish for a boomerang with totemic KSP depictions on it.
Too much information for this. No one would like it if I posted this directly, but read it all. http://www.piday.org/million.php It is a very good read.
Granted, but you watch all of your family go, all of your friends go, and then you go insane because of this not being able to comprehend that you can live forever, so you gain memory loss also. I wish for a stapler that worked at school today.
Banned for banning on a banning thread to much about some guy's inconveniently located house where he gets rocket emissions a ton that damage the lungs of the home owner.
Granted, but the outside is made of dust so it screws up the internals of the machine permanently, and you have to pay tax on the useless machine for over 9,000 years. I wish for the genetic code that belongs to the giant cockroach in MIB.
Granted, but then a witch would use her powers to make you a toad, and for miracles, well, you would have to wait longer than your lifespan to have one. I wish for a 100 capacity cockpit that has IVA's, and EVA's built in.
Granted, but you had complete control of the world for one Planck time, so you could not process your powers fast enough. Roughly 10 exponent−43 seconds. I wish for Jool to be compressed so it can fit in my hand.