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    free Game made by nasa a lot like KSP

    in The Lounge

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    Moonbase Alpha *looks* awesome, it uses the Unreal Engine 3, Graphics, textures, shaders, models, everything, *awesome*... and then you\'re done.

    It took longer to get Steam, download / install, and load than it did to play. 2 freekin\' Gigabytes for less than an hour of game-play... Compare that to KSP\'s 100MB download offering *thousands* of hours of entertainment and you get...

    EPIC FAIL.

    That\'s because Moonbase Alpha comes with *thousands* of hours of text to speech.

    Funny Interactive

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    Upon impact, the foam actually does it\'s job and cushions your impact, so it feels as though you are falling into a nice fluffy pillow. Unfortunately the bag was nothing more than plastic you would find in a ziploc, and it bursted open. Perhaps that antimatter engine blew some stuff up... yes, you can see singed foam and a dark burn mark on the crater you left. Good thing you had a spacesuit on!

    While hundreds of little fragments of foam fly high up, and gently flutter back down, you stand up to examine the surroundings.

    Funny Interactive

    in The Lounge

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    Jeb comes on the speaker within a few minutes

    'Well the bad news is that we have absolutely no idea how to get you back besides the obvious boring solution, but on the bright side, you\'re going to the moon where you will go into orbit/land... we\'re not sure. The NES we are reading your telemetry off of glitched up when the malfunction occurred, and everything was bugged.'

    Funny Interactive

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    'And a little propulsion system as well'

    You do such, keeping all your spacesuit equipment on because you doubt that this bag will stay sealed. They zip it up, and you can\'t hear anything but a few noises. You reach over, unclip the foamer device, and hit

    [DISPERSE]

    In a few milliseconds, the bag is filled. Jeb and co stick the propulsion device on (a rather small but clearly antimatter operated booster, with no stabilization).

    Instead of going out the airlock, you are stuffed into disposal chute 1 for a quicker departure.

    Funny Interactive

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    'I see you\'re awake now, Jim. This mission, as you know, is go to the

    '...launch pad and ride that red metal looking thing up to the top of this big rocket here.

    Then you must get in a press the big red button. Not the blue one, the red one.'

    You immediately do such, and push the button. Absolutely nothing happens.

    'Epsilon-1 to ground ...

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