Charzy

It\'s actually 8 questions. The two writing sections have a total of 12 paragraphs of writing to do between them. The questions can be done pretty easily by looking things up on google.

Granted. It is inside your lungs and kills you. I wish for epicality.

Granted, but the time paradox you just caused meant that you died instantly. I wish for my previous wish to be granted.

Granted, but it will take 52 minutes. I wish for all wishes including this one to be uncorrupted.

Once you\'ve finished the writing test in approximately 52 minutes.

Ein Uhr verbleibenden.

Granted. It rots. I wish for 3p1c 1337 5k1llz0rz

Granted, but Nemesis destroys your only temple. I wish for a banana split.

Granted, but you are instantly banned for cheating. I wish for nothing, for I can get by and I know so many less lucky than I.

Technically, he claimed it first. He\'s said he doesn\'t want anyone encroaching on that land yet, and because of the circumstances I\'m going to respect that. What remains is for you to. I\'m going to wait for Radion\'s decision on this, or for LW to say he\'ll give up that land.

Granted. You get a genetically mutated monstrosity codenamed 'duck' that slowly and agonisingly dies, causing you to get depressed and suicide from watching it. I wish for God and his angels to bless me. (If anyone is getting these references, say so. Because you are epic if you do.)

It won\'t. That claim overlaps directly on LW\'s, and as far as I\'m concerned he gets shotgun on it unless he says otherwise.

Granted. You catch Avian Flu from it. I wish for love.

Again, I\'m going to make sure that LW is fine with it before that land is taken. Also, wrong forum. He has to be away because of a family bereavement, so I\'m going to say that\'s reason enough to show some courtesy towards him in this. And also, you have a test to pass.

Granted. The computer never starts up. I wish for glory to shine on my name.

Correct.

Granted. The only thing other than the base is melted down crap. I wish for fame.

Err, I guess, but Radion\'s the only one who can approve accounts, and he might not accept it if you put it in before then.

Don\'t try to register, by the way. Until 7PM UTC, it won\'t be approved.

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Granted. They are all empty. I wish for wealth.

Two hours, twenty minutes

We had SAS before 0.9, it was ASAS that was new.

I remember the good old days. An orbit back than was an achievement, and one that was hard to get too. You also had to wait like an hour to know if you got it right, because we didn\'t have time warp. Your ships either had to be over 50% SAS modules, or you had to be a god at flying. The atmosphere had a hard ending of 35 000 KM, and no atmos gague either. If your rocket was too big, it simply didn\'t fly because there were no struts to keep it from flopping to bits. Oh, and you had two choices of engine. Either the unvectored liquid, or the solid. That was it. Solids were unsuable because symmetry didn\'t exist and you had to do everything by eye, and if something was just one pixel off mark then your whole rocket would just list over in flight.

Ah, pretty much this. I think. I already have my full application on a txt document on my desktop ready for ctrl-v ing.