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Year 3990: After confirming (through a simulator) that a colonization of Earth is possible (most likely by invasion), the Kau put their plan into effect. Year 3991: The Kerbals declared war on Kau, due to the Kau's wish of a piece of the Kerbol system. This caught the Kau in the process of conquering the humans. The fleet intended to colonize Earth headed toward Wolffy. Year 3992: After long years of repair the Kerboexploration ship's jump drive is ready. Before they head for a blue-green planet, though, they sent a signal to the Interplanetary Ark. The signal is expected to reach the ship 500 years later. Year 3992.3: Meanwhile a smaller Kerbal fleet split up, lured the Kau fleet to the galactic black hole. It was then the Battle of Sagittarius began, with Kerbals "cut asunder" plenty of Kau ship, leaving few to escape. But as soon as the battle escapes the black hole, the Kerbals ambushed the remaining of the Kau fleet and destroyed it. There are no Kau survivor. Year 3992.5: At Battle of Wolffy, the Kerbals and Kau fought really hard. The Kerbals pulled out of the Wolffy system just as Wolffy puffs again, leaving the Kau in control of Wolffy... briefly. Just 5 seconds after the Kerbals left the Wolffy system (later, one of the Kerbal, Joseph Kerman, would thank the scientists that are onboard the fleet on that fateful day) Wolffy expands to 20 times its normal size in 5 minutes, engulfing all but 1 Kau ship; it then engulfs all the planets in the system; in the end, all but 10,257 Kau survived the war and the Kau Empire no longer exists; whereas the Kerbals attained a decisive victory by delaying the Kau fleet from helping the Kau in the Wolffy long enough, but lost 1/4 of their entire fleet by doing so. 3992.10: The Kaulic endemic affected only the Kau (a Kerbal scientists called it a weird disease) and wiped out all of the Kau. All surviving Kau are affected, and no Kau survived the disease. 3992.12: The Kerbals put the end date of both the Kau Empire and the Kau race: Kau Empire: 3740.1.16 - 3992.5.23 Kau Race: 3450.11.14 - 3992.10.31 Motto: "It was a great empire..." (Alrights, there are no traces of Kau in the universe for the rest of the history.)

I did mention a Kerboexploration ship is scheduled to arrive in early 3947, RIGHT? 3947: The explorer arrived on the solar system, but was forced to orbit 50 AU from the Sun due to a mechanical malfunction that disabled the warp drive. Back to the present... 3951.3: The 3rd testing of the broken drive was a success. The ship is finally on its way to a blue-green planet 53 AU away (due to revolution of Earth, the distance is always changing). It's scheduled to arrive later this March.

The poison is too weak and dilute that it has minimal effect. I PWN the next poster (Hey, have you heard of the PWN2OWN competition? Also imagine you as a browser).

3945.6: Mysteriously enough, the result of analyzing Voyager 1 and the star the probe have arrive in have been confirmed false. Also the map provided to an exploration ship sent to the so-called "radio shield" was proven false as the ship entered a barren area of gas clouds. The ship began to turn back. Also further analysis showed that the "sun" turned out to be another star with the same star classification (G2V), and that the probe may be near the melting point (for reason unknown the probe did not have the cooler). 3946: Another ship containing 2,000 Kau (again, inescapable and totally automatic and cannot be overridden) was sent to Sagittarius A* with an improved hyperdrive. It is scheduled to arrive later this year. Total Kau prisoners left on Kerbin: 600,000. 3946.5: After careful analysis helped in part by space telescopes, the Kerbals determined that Voyager 1 is, indeed, one of the spacecraft sent to escape (the other is Voyager 2). Realizing that 2 maybe required to provide more specific information,, an exploration ship sent toward the "radio shield" is redirected to an area 8000 light-years from Kerbin. It is scheduled to arrive later this year. 3946.9: The second attempt into Sagittarius A* came to a successful end - the Kau are only split light-years away from the black hole and could be torn apart into oblivion forever. Meanwhile the rest of the prisoners are sent to the black hole in a ship with the same configuration. It is scheduled to arrive mid-next year. 3946.12: The Kerboexploration ship have arrived and found faint signals of Voyager 1 and 2. After collecting data and careful analysis, they have determined that the launch point would be between 201~267 AU from their present location, due south (relative to Voyager 2's direction). And they sped, and is scheduled to arrived early next year.

I had Washington leading the militia personally to end the rebellion. Government's hill (George Washington is a US president!).

I sue you, all the way to the Supreme Court and the hill is made a national park. Government's park... er hill.

He doesn't have a car, so I drove away. I hit the next poster.

Year 3940.1.1.12:00.am: Almost as sudden as they declared war on the Kerbals, the humans made peace with them. Apparently they are ambivalent about their presences. In exchange, the fugitive Kau became prisoners again, and the Kerbals allowed about 50,000 humans to travel to (or back from) Kerbin per year. Year 3940.1.1.12:15.pm: Meanwhile on Kerbin, the Kerbals debated whether they are going to send the Kau to Sagittarius A* (the black hole of the Milky Way, which the Kerbals and the humans shared). Year 3940.1.1.6:15.pm: After a lengthy debate, the Kerbals decided to destroy the Kau after all. The first ship (completely automated, with no overriding control or anything that stops/keeps automation whatsoever) containing 10,000 Kau prisoners are sent to the black hole. It is scheduled to arrived by early next year unless it is melted by a star or destroyed by dust. Year 3940.1.2: The humans debated on whether to expand to nearby Alpha Centari or not. Apparently they also have hyperdrives.

3927: Another Kerboexploration ship departed toward what was known to Kerbals as G5. It is scheduled to arrive later this year, to uncover the unknown solar system. 3927.11: The exploration ship arrived in the solar system (well, to us humans, THE Solar System). They are ready to uncover the secret Voyager 1 have brought.

3921.5: The exploration ship that found Voyager 1 ran out of main fuel and is stuck using backup fuel (which for some reason has infinitely plenty of fuel) while traveling toward a solar system. (Oooh, soon the races will be joined!)

Everything expands again, creating the Big Bangs III . A new hill is formed with no life form. No one's hill.

I'm wearing a protective suit while I tried to block GLaDOS's entry. When I couldn't block its entry, I exploded the computer. The next poster is nearby the computer when it happens.

Alright then, since you time-traveled to change history, I'll do the same thing... Year 3915: A Kau found the time machine in Kalifrey and went through it for some reason. Now the Kerbals controlled the Kerbol System as the Kau exits the time machine hole. As the Kau attempted to travel back, it is busted and the Kau is stuck in time hole forever. Year 3916: The Kerbal scientists' attempts to find a way to travel to any time ended in utter failures. The most famous of the attempts were Kerbals using Eeloo ice to power the thing. It temporarily blinded several scientists for 12 years. Year 3917: The Kerbals launched a crusade to subjugate the Kau. Well... peacefully. The first 100 armed diplomats are sent to the star known as Kepler-22, where there are some 500 thousand Kau refugees. Year 3917.2: A Kerbal exploration ship find the Voyager 1 spacecraft, estimated to have travelled 250 AU from the launch location. The ship began to travel toward the location.

(OOC: Make sure you make a new hill when the old one is destroyed.) I found a planet of multiple hills (more like craters ) and claimed it. My planet.

They are all going up for some reason, so it's the hail of smoke of lit SRBs. The next poster is trapped by the flood of acid rain (again, HCl, HI, H3O-, and some superacids).

You cannot go back in time, as by doing so you enter another dimension where the events preceding the time is void. 2 dimensions of the universe exist now. (KH = original Kerbal History dimension, TM = other dimension) KH Year 3915: Several kats flew over the sky, dropping grenades for no reason. The neighborhood of Kermini is annoyed. 0101010101001100010101100110101010101100101011101010110101010101000101010010101010101001010101001010 TM Year 3915: The Kube was destroyed as the only Kau in a mech was destroyed by the blast that followed the Kube's destruction.

Intent on hurting my eye, you hurt yours instead as I have safety goggles! Also you got sent to a hospital due to the explosion damage. You somehow survives... I rained acid on the next poster. Those acids are so acidic (It's hydrochloric acid (HCl) and hydroiodic acid (HI) and hydronium ion (H3O-).) that you may get burned.

I find a new hill on Earth, claimed it, and then set it for sale for $200 tresvigintillion (1 tresvigintillion is 1 undecillion undecillion, or 1072 (an undecillion is 1 trillion trillion trillion, or 1036.))

>Loading Windows 8.1 Installer... >Windows 8.1 Installer loaded. Overwrite? >Y >Overwriting data... >Installing Windows 8.1... >Windows 8.1 installed. Time taken: 2h15m23s >Restarting computer... Time to get you out of this mess - I've installed the hill back to what it is supposed to be. No one's hill.

3895.1: A community in Dayton, Kerbin, announced that they would "keel da Koogle". Koogle is a company specialized in search engines, as well as the OS system called Kandriod. 3895.2: A neighboring community in Kerbollo, Kerbin, was visited by groups of drama kows. (Alright, let's see if we can create 4 storylines and end them in 1 KH (Kerbal History) day.

3893: The preserve rangers managed to close the valve of a CO (Carbon Monoxide) tank which is suspected to kill tourists whenever they approach the area of flying skorpions. Also as suddenly as they resurrected, the other creatures died out. Scientists noticed these phenomenon. 3893.3: All skorpions and other existing prehistoric creatures died out. The scientists were surprised that some dubbed the phenomenon a mass extinction. 3893.5: It turns out (from some scuba divers) that the extinct species caused by prehistoric species were never extinct at all. The sale of ResurPowder and NightmaroPowder dropped significantly, much less the shares and stock price (the company that made them is called MagicPowder Co.). (Alright, let's see you end 4 story lines in 1 day.)

I've managed to dig my way out of the hill and kill the Kraken (via boosters) then placed the hill for sail for $4 quadrillion while I walk away from the hill. My for-sale hill.

3945: The last of the Kau disappears. The Kau is finally gone. (Finally! Let's hope there are no more Kau appearing.) 3946: The Kalaysian Flight 370 went missing over the ocean, leading to a world-wide sensation and a huge search effort by many countries.

I initiate the Kraken, then build a new one after one is devoured. My hill.

*sigh* And another space program dies today... Wish we could help you, Whackjob. What's the average a laptop can last long in years? Mine's 3 years old already and is not reset/killed by overheating/melting/smoking (the most recent reset is due to boot problem due to boot partition not existing...)