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OceanFire

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  1. Mine was actually kind've an accident. I had put a craft in orbit around the Mun in the old demo and it had a fair bit of fuel left, so I decide "Hey why not try to land?". I had been expecting to run out of fuel and crash; however, the craft ended up land and promptly falling on its side. An explosion of excitement swiftly ensued.
  2. Mission 18 Complete! I rotated the crew on the science station.* I've uploaded the save file to the Official shared folder, Upload your finished archive to the folder Points claimed: Completed within six hours, Posting a new objective, Posting a couple pictures or a video of your mission, Following all five rules New mission objective: Finish the crew transfer as I forgot to take crew up there .-. or docked with the kethane probe above Kerbin and upload new software to it. So we can study the effect of launch all the rockets have on the planet.
  3. Erm, I think I found your problem that craft is a-systematical
  4. If this is true I'm putting Jeb, Bob, and Bill into a highly inclined and eccentric orbit so nobody will ever be able to harm them again. Oh yeah and they'll be in a box with no RCS, engines, docking port, or doors.
  5. This is the best course of action if a Kerbal lands in your backyard.
  6. 1. Download the ZIP file for Windows 2. UnZIP said ZIP file. 3. Opened the file and click on the kerbal guy. 4. Wait for the game to load. 5. Click play. 6. Click new game. 7. *Insert some kind of name for the save* 8. Admire the new space center. 9. Make a rocket that would normally fall apart from using SAS. 10. Fly the rocket with SAS on. 11. See if it falls apart. 12. Fly a space plane. 13. Turn around and fly at the control tower. 14. ??? 15. Kerbal terrorism. 16. Notice no harm was done what so ever to anybody because the control tower is invincible.
  7. There's no point in doing that if the copy I have of KSP has never been touched by EA. Also it would be a wast of a half terabyte hard drive and if everyone destroys their hard drives EA will buy everyone company that sells or produces hard drives.
  8. Step one: Never update KSP again. Step two: Hide in a corner all day crying. Step three: Get a band of people together. Step four: Arm said band of people with pitchforks and flaming sticks. Step five: Set siege to every building EA have ever owned. Step six: Kidnap whoever in EA decided to buy the rights to KSP. Step seven: Force him to give the rights back to Squad. Step eight: Launch him into space along with all the other space junk. Step nine: Rejoice. Step ten: Destroy the last of EA. Step eleven: Print 3D models of Bob,Bill, and Jeb. Step twelve: Have a party.
  9. One time I landed on the mun with a three kerbal capsule. I flew one kerbal into the poodle engine and he exploded. After that I sat there for a while wondering why I just killed a kerbal by ramming him into an engine. Then I casually flew back into space and eventually landed on Kerbin.
  10. The only way to have multiplayer with timewarp is to have it turn based. Basically you and your brother come up with a rule set that says what you can and can't do in one turn. Every time one person completes a turn they go back to the space center and hand over the controls to the next person in line. It's not real time multiplayer but its as close as we can get in KSP without throwing away a lot of the playability.
  11. Kerbals don't read manuals they just smash buttons and hope that it works. -Catching Kraken -Purplizing Testium -Gluing googly eyes -Gathering Cacti
  12. When you demand a refund for your movie ticket because "The orbital mechanics weren't realistic." When you wounder why NASA can't just throw some cacti with googly eyes in a rocket and call it science. When you make accurate maneuvers on your Mun mission and make fun of NASA for missing there target on the landing.
  13. Mine on launch: "Why in the world would you build a payload like that? Oh whatever" In space: "Ok just another looooooooooooooooooooong burn" Landing: "Careful, careful... WHY DID YOU TURN ME OFF!?!? Oh we landed never mind" Flying a plane: "What even is this? I don't even know. You know what? I'm just going to make this do flips"
  14. Here's my attempt. On the launch pad. Booster separation just happened and the gravity turn is on going along nicely. Almost into orbit. Orbit achieved waiting for transfer window. Starting transfer burn. Transfer burn almost done and separation of transfer boosters. Burn completed, and where out of sandwiches. Aero-capture being planned and we found some pizza under the seat. There is a gigantic green blob and Elwell has been told that it is indeed not a gigantic green tomato. Aero-capture in progress and Elwell thinks "The gigantic tomato is eating me(him)" Pol capture confirmed. Coming down for landing. As you can see Elwell has gone insane and is now smiling from ear to ear. However he still somehow landed in one piece and command are considering a rescue mission.
  15. The guy who made the stock helicopters, anyone who can fly them for more than 2 minutes, and anyone who is on the same level of engineering genius as him.
  16. I use it to lift heavier payloads and the Gemini parts because they look awesome. However the OP said to not makes this into an "argument thread regarding said mod suggestions" so lets end it here.
  17. One word: NovaPunch Also this other one has a bunch of sci-fi parts for planes: B9 AeroSpace
  18. I went to Jool in 0.17 and orbited there for the rest of eternity. I never went back.
  19. This has been approved by the KBA(Kerbals do it Because it's Awesome).
  20. It looks so beautiful*cries tears of joy*. I like the second picture the most and the lens flare is used in a very nice way.
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