(An Original Name)

whenever he feels

Granted, but its a 2 week old unrefrigerated one. I wish that Jupiter was green.

44. But seriously, it was just a youtube link, is it really that hard to corrupt a wish when you use one? Anyway... I wish for some MAGIK. (snort snort)

"special" skill at

a kerbalmon decree

Granted, you get a resounding "yes" to your question about whether or not your life will be... confiscated.

ish thingamajigy. Kerbalmon

because of this.

Granted, but the instruction manual for the station is only written in Corgish, so the pugs don't know how to run the station and eventually they bite on the AIRLOCK OPEN button and all of you are sucked out into the space region of space. I wish that I stole the moon.

Granted, but you get a crate of things instead. I wish for less abstract wishes.

gatterscun is, but

corgis sabotage it.

Granted, but he already does. (Mean, but come on, we all know that was going to be the answer ) I wish that Jeb trolled the universe by throwing Kerbin into the sun for teh lulz.

-like pug. Pugopolis.

used to freeze

Granted, but she is so glad to see you that she just has to give you the "fun gas" to make you "happy". I wish for a deadly neurotoxin laced cake that I don't eat.

Granted, but then people instantly start calling you one again after you complete the nefarious deed of DOOOUUBLLLE POOOSSTIIINNGG! OOOOOOOOOOOO! (scary noises ensue) I wish that the planets and moons in KSP were properly sized.

Granted, but hes still a noob at heart. I wish for a Bahhh-zooka. You know, a bazooka that fires sheep.

and carbonite which

Granted, they get along rather well now, except for the fact that they now have random muscle spasms that cause them to fling their ever present deadly weapons at eachother. I wish for a fast car.

Granted, but we all know what will happen when they meet their puggy rivals... I wish someone would let the cat out of the bag already.

kinda made from

colored sonic screwdrivinator.

out with his

instead EXTERMINATE pugs