Deadpangod3

The moment when the kraken attacks... Your massive ship of 5000000 parts when its in a very low orbit around Kerbol, blowing it into every individual piece, blocking out Kerbol (or at least preventing solar panels from working) and you can't clean it up because a glitch happens where your never allowed to end flight on debris and when you try to use a ship there's soo much debris that it forms an entirly solid ring and every ship only adds to it, and whenever you use rtgs the kraken attacks again so you can do nothing but watch your space program slowly die painfully... DUN DUN DUN!!! Obviously not gunna happen but still a funny story XD

ISS Jeb: Spaaaaaaaaace!!!

I see a flame war coming, mods be warned...

Granted, but it gets stolen I wish the world would stop fighting

Banned for being a victim

Granted, but you crash into Planet X, sending it on a collision course with Kerbin, I wish people would stop denying that Pluto is a planet

Guys, in 1969, Apollo 11 landed on the moon with less technology then your phone... Obviously it was worth it,

Why do I wanna put Jeb on a seat that's on top of a command pod and make him spin as fast as possible now?

Granted, all the lag is brought to your computer causing it to self-destruct, I wish I didn't have school

Telescope. .

Banned for not realizing Jeb has already escaped and is on an SRB heading for KSC Jeb: SPAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!!!

Space shuttle

Granted, your life depends on you playing it for eternity I wish that my wishes were corrupt-proof

Lol I've had strange and funny things like this happen before

Granted but he crashes srbs into the moon and de-orbits it I wish for other solar systems

Banned for thinking I want to (Just launch him out of the solar system! )

Kessler syndrome

Granted, but it is burned to dust I wish Jeb had more srbs to deflect Ike

Catastrophic failure

Banned for being able to handle jeb

Banned for letting Jeb unleash srbs at kerbin

Granted, but they are locked (I'm eating and drinking it all first!! ) I wish Ike could be de-orbited

Jebediah Kerman

Banned because I've already delt with Jeb Sshh... No he is NOT spiraling out of the Kerbol system at 50000 m/s

Jeb (Also jeb CAUSES the solar wide apocalypse ) Diet coke or mt. Dew?