Today, Great Pharaoh Winston Churchill met with Tsar Gorbachev of the Soviet Commonwealth and king Lincoln of the United Moonstations to discuss the possibility of mutual disbandment of nuclear weapons. Media and French people all over the world are celebrating this with customary fried mosquitoes. In other news, pterodactyl attacks are on the rise in Australia, prompting the Norwegian Dinoaid Corporation to increase global rates. More on this at ten.