Altair1371

Well, you FAILED!! I can\'t believe you have so little life that you took the time to see this and read it all. I mean seriously, only total losers would be able to find this! And then you decided to copy and pasts this into a word processor just so you can read whatever banter I tried to hide from you! Why are you still reading? I told you that there is no end prize! Stop reading this crap now! Wow. You\'re still looking. Well, congratulations loser! You officially have 0 life left. And yet here you are, looking for the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow A ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? MM lllllIIl Well, here you go. A booster as long as you STOP READING THESES DAMN FINE LINES! And I won! For now! Until someone else posts after me!

Lucky.

Inventory:smg, so db shotgun, combat knife, two zed flares Armor: sensor helmet Currency: 150 credits Time:0350, Zed date 7-03-0 Place: Fort Harris Health: Normal Cpl. Staten: Fully-armed, Normal health Harris: Fully-armed, Normal health James: Fully-armed, Normal health Tagger: Fully-armed, Normal health ??????????? Y ??????????? You walk up to the chopper. 'You must be Altair. I\'m Corporal Staten, and this is Fireteam Bravo. Let me introduce you to the team.' You walk up to a man with satchel bombs across his chest. 'This is Harris. He\'s our demo specialist. Just give him some C4 and he\'ll go to town.' You then see a decently armed man, but he has a geeky aura around him. 'James is our zombie specialist. The only reason he\'s on the team is so that we can get more information on the zombies.' Finally, you see a man who looks older than he should be. 'This is Tagger. He may not look like much, but he\'s learned 23 ways to kill a zombie with a stick. He\'s marked every kill on his knife, then his gun, and finally on his body. He\'s got a skull tattoo on his chest for every 10 zeds he\'s killed, but he won\'t show his chest to anybody.' A loudspeaker then announces: '0350 hours, move out in 10 minutes' Staten then turns to you and says 'Here\'s your equipment for the mission. I\'m counting on you to keep all of these items, or we may not accomplish our objective.' With that he hands you your case and goes to help tie the helicopter onto its trailer. You open the case and pull out: C4, a beacon, a radio, a flare gun with 3 shots, and a heavy piece of metal. You put all of the items in your pack, and go to your team. Part two will come tomorrow, so chill out!

Ok, well I\'m in the highest level of education, university, college, whatever! I\'m in it.

Inventory:smg, so db shotgun, combat knife, two zed flares Armor: sensor helmet Currency: 150 credits Time: Night, Zed date 6-10-0 Place: Fort Harris Health: Normal This is your sensor. X\'s are zombies, H\'s are humans, The Y in the middle is you. ??????????? ? ? ? ? ? Y ? ? ? ? ? ??????????? You grab your equipment and walk out. Time: 0300, Zed date 7-03-0 You head to the load up point. There\'s soldiers everywhere, and even see that other forts have contributed troops to the mission, each a small company. Your 'commander' walks up to you. 'Glad to see you, Altair. We move out at 0400 hours, pick your fireteam to join. I can assure you that there is at least one operative in each group. The challenge for finding operatives in combat is FLASH, counter challenge is THUNDER. If this all goes well, I\'ll see you back here in a week. Make it alive, and I\'ll buy you a drink.' With that, he walks away. You discover five teams that need an extra member. A) Recon team, CQB armed with bikes Assault team, Standard Arms with Humvees(minigun on top) C) Support team, LMG\'s and Flamethrowers with IFV (Think M112 Bradley) D) Heavy team, LMG\'s and Rocket Launchers, with a tank (think M1 Abrams with a minigun on top) E) Spec ops(not operative, just stealthier troops), CQB armed with helicopter(minigun on side)

Great, one vote for each one. It\'s Altair. Inventory: Armor: Currency: 150 credits Time: Night, Zombie date 6-10-0 Place: Fort Harris Health: Normal You walk up to the guard, and say your name. 'Welcome, Altair. The armory is this way. Unfortunately, we can\'t let you walk away with all our weapons, so we selected some loadouts for you. I should warn you, we\'ve seen evolved zombies out there that may have different abilities. (Yes, I ripped off Left 4 Dead, so what?)' A) pump shotgun, handgun, wrist knife, sealed helmet, one gas bomb (deadly gas to zeds, they are infected) assault rifle, handgun, combat knife, tactical helmet(can pull up more info than just radio), two frag grenades C) flamethrower, wrist-mounted single-shell shotgun, combat knife, fire retardant suit, one flame grenade(like a military-grade molotov) D) submachine gun, sawed-off double-barrel shotgun, combat knife, sensor helmet(has heartbeat sensor for zeds), two zed flares (lures away zombies) E) pump shotgun, handgun, combat knife, standard helmet, one pipe bomb FYI, anything else you need for the mission will be given later, you can use it in different ways.

Guess it\'s bragging time? Don\'t read if you don\'t want your mind blown. Alright, I\'m 16 and at college. With a full-ride scholarship. If you can beat that, I\'ll strap myself to a booster.

Thank you. And FYI, I have achieved a lot for my age.

Pardon the lack of any interesting details in the picture.

Star Wars: SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- *One eternity later* AAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCEEEEEEEEE!

Empire Earth is free for about 24 hours. Get it here: http://www.gog.com/en/gamecard/empire_earth_gold_edition

It was a joke. Nostalgia has gone from changes over decades, to years, to months.

Congrats, you\'re now a hipster.

Yeah, that\'s young. I may not have been there the whole time, but I\'ve played since beta came out.

Here\'s the rules: You must pick a book/movie/show/video game and describe it in one word. Article adjectives do not count. Here\'s my first one: Twilight: Sparkles

Yes. That things looks like it\'s got everything, even boosters! (Keep the missiles locked in and activate them!)

What I\'m saying is that we should not force you to convert. We can believe that you should, and we can try to tell you about it, but it\'s ultimately your choice. I am sorry for anyone who has encountered a Christian that pestered them about converting.

Yes. I too am a Christian, and a real Christian doesn\'t shove it in your face.

I\'m typing this from my phone. Internet is down, so I won\'t be able to put up the next choice till it comes up. Will try to keep you posted. Keep polling for the name!

I\'m trying to join the beta-testing right now.

Gonna take a break till Sunday. Since the story choice is done, all that is left is the name of the character: A) Luke Peter C) Altair 8) D) Xavier E) Other If someone could tell me how to remove the poll, that would be great.

I see what you did there.

Inventory: Flamethrower, Upgraded sniper rifle, 50 rounds, 5 daggers Armor: Helmet and Body Armor Currency: 150 credits Time: Evening, Zombie date 6-10-0 Place: Fort Harris Health: Normal You head toward the North gate, and sit down. A man sits next to you, and talks to you. 'Don\'t look, or everyone will get suspicious.' 'I guess you\'re my contact?' 'Yeah, so do you wanna join the mission?' 'Yes.' 'Alright, you\'re in. You\'ll know when to get ready, but as for now, I have two instructions for you. One, if you want to help with the elite objective (something about Project Orion), then follow the soldiers with a red star on their right shoulder. Two, before you leave I would like for you to have a better arsenal. Give this pass to the guard at the capital at any time, and he\'ll take you to the armory. I trust you\'ll do well, (Need a name)' With that, he leaves. A) Go to sleep Go to the armory, then skip to mission C) Go to armory, then hang around Also, whats your name? A) Luke Peter C) Altair 8) D) Other Do both polls in the form 1:(insert choice) 2:(insert choice) First choice for the story will be chosen, but the most popular name wins.

Inventory: Flamethrower, Upgraded sniper rifle, 50 rounds, 5 daggers Armor: Helmet and Body Armor Currency: 150 credits Vehicle: Fine, 5 miles of gas Time: Evening, Zombie date 6-9-0 Place: Fort Harris Health: Normal You feel tired, but you are obligated to defend the fort. You arm your flamethrower and head toward the East gate. You come and see that, though the horde is small, the defense is poorly prepared. Zombie after zombie is scorched as you torch a perimeter around the gate. You call out for the nearby troops to form up with you. Slowly but surely, the soldiers set a secure perimeter, and the horde is wiped out. Everyone congratulates you, and offer you a drink, but you decline and head to the inn. On your way, yet another arm pulls you into an alley. This time, you can\'t see who is talking to you 'I know who you are, and that you are looking into Project Orion. I can\'t tell you anything, but I can offer to recruit you for the mission to the Waste. There, you\'ll find out all you need. If you want to join, meet me behind the North gate tomorrow night.' With that, he left. You head back to the inn to get some sleep. 6-10-0 You woke up the next morning, unsure of what to do. A) Join the mission. Don\'t join, but tag along. C) Head to the waste by yourself. D) Keep searching for the lights.

Inventory: Flamethrower, Upgraded sniper rifle, 50 rounds, 5 daggers Armor: Helmet and Body Armor Currency: 150 credits Vehicle: Fine, 5 miles of gas Time: Evening, Zombie date 6-9-0 Place: Fort Harris Health: Normal You wake up the next morning, and hang around. It seems that since that ex-guard\'s death, none of the officials have visited the tavern. That\'s probably a good thing for you, since you don\'t want anyone recognizing you right now. Finally, night falls and you head to the wall. You see a flicker of lights about 15 miles to the North, but then you hear and see a massive explosion to the South. At that moment, the horde alarm has gone off. A horde of zombies has appeared at the Eastern wall. Where should you go? A) Back to bed North C) South D) East