Altair1371

Already have. SO. MUCH. REPEATING!

Perhaps, but how many people do you see actually using these moves?

Again, http://youtu.be/6zXDo4dL7SU

Oh yeah, I forgot about grinding. What\'s a better way to spend your time at a party than rubbing your privates all over the place?

Yes, but it\'s sad that the only dance move you need to know is the fistpump.

I have seen the horrendous sight of teenagers fistpumping to Grease Lightning. You heard me. Grease. Lightning. *gasp* Why? Why do so few know how to do the twist, locomotion, and other classics?

http://youtu.be/6zXDo4dL7SU

So does that make her ship-THE MOTHERSHIP?!

Von

Crap, it\'s the Andromeda Strain!

My name is

Extracting just the water from the Kuiper Belt would take an enormous amount of energy. The easiest water source (other than Earth) would probably be Ganymede, but the most efficient way is to literally melt the entire moon. There\'s too many variables of what the aliens have. Do they have a fleet of corvettes, or a single colony ship? Do they have massive energy storage, or a huge fusion reactor? What base is their lifeform? Boron? Mercury? It\'s too hard to conjecture about extraterrestial life. For all we know, they may just be sentient gases that can explode your brain with alpha waves.

But are you?

true, but you can;t scoop up the water by itself. On Earth, we have millions of gallons of saltwater that can be easily scooped up with far fewer impurities in it.

Exactly, and they would not be defeated by anything we throw at them. Our only hope would be a) A friendly alien race shows up to defend us A virus or disease that they did not find c) The Doctor Other than those three, we should just activate the Osterhargen program.

Yep, that\'s my plan when I\'m not at college. Sam\'s, Walmart, Target, anywhere that has food and ammo.

I know that he was an instructor at the karate program I was in, though he wasn\'t my instructor, and I never met him.

You know, until we are capable of traveling to other worlds, it\'s stupid to try and communicate with other civilizations. If there is another alien race, and they can travel to Earth, and they want to destroy us, they will. They would be too technologically advanced to even make us a threat to them.

This actually is the easiest plan to apply! 8)

Chuck Norris\' blood can cure cancer, and his tears can cure AIDS. It\'s a shame he never cries or bleeds.

I love the 3G one! We are so spoiled!

Post your plans for the zombie apocalypse. Here\'s the situation: The zombies are infected people, not undead. Think Left 4 Dead as a reference. That means that they will slowly starve. You are living where you are now, and you have 1 day before the infection reaches your area. OK, Go! My plan is this: Hour 1: Go with friends to personal armory and get weapons. Hour 2: Pack up Hour 5: Raid grocery store Hour 6: Gas up and head down to New Orleans Hour 12: Get what supplies we can down there Hour 14: Find a boat and owner willing to take us along Hour 16: Set sail Hour 17+: Keep lookout for larger long-term vessel, i.e. and aircraft carrier If one is found, request permission to come on board. Live there until zombies are eradicated. If not: Month 1: Make landing at small coastal town, and get more supplies. repeat until a town with no zombies is found, and stay there until threat dies off. From then on out, stay on the carrier until the infected have died off. Edit:Added if/then clause. If you want, you can challenge my plan with any sort of setback, and I\'ll fix it!

Looney Tunes all the way! My fav was Wile E. Coyote and his harebrained schemes!* *harebrained schemes sponsored by Acme

Wow, yeah. Burning food can kill. I remember one time when I was 11, and playing in my room. I smelled something familiar, but couldn\'t place it. After about 10 minutes of thinking about the smell, I go outside my room to see that the entire first floor was filled with smoke. I yelled 'Mom?', and she ran out her room, looked at the smoke, and cursed. She was melting sugar to make some nectar for hummingbirds, but had burned it. That was when I realized what the smell was like: roasted marshmallows.

What\'s a tongue? Is that the slab of muscle in my mouth that I ripped off when I was 3? I didn\'t need that! Sorry, Chuck Norris just signed onto my KSP account. And I\'m aware of my tongue, thanks.