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billybobsatan

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  1. I took the liberty to remake the "That's not kerbal!" page because canopus. I can't think of anything, so someone else start this up.
  2. 343: We only have about 47 astronauts, we just keep bringing them back to life.
  3. You can only teleport yourself when you're by a volcano. The power to make non counterfeit u.s. dollars to appear to my side whenever I want.
  4. Gay haters. If you don't like gays, at least keep it to yourself. We don't want to hear about it.
  5. You burn your hand. The power to convince superweegee4000 that this isn't the make a wish and have it horribly corrupted thread.
  6. Granted. You crash into it and die IRL. I wish for a muffin that's perfect.
  7. I don't remember that episode at all so if this doesn't work, it's not my fault.
  8. Granted, but it crashes into a major city because all the funding went to a Papa Johns module. I wish I had infinite Nuttela.
  9. It only works when your surroundings look exactly like you. The ability to make it so every single family member of mine doesn't steal my turkey on Thanksgiving.
  10. CRAP YOU'RE ON TO ME! The user below me is thinking about how to take over the world by giving Grover sugar pills and an assault rifle.
  11. Granted, but you can only fly in space without a spacesuit. I wish for a chicken sandwich with sesame seeds on the bun.
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