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Xorth Tanovar

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  1. Computer repair person can telecommute, else loses job...
  2. You bankrupt the diner; I purchase it back for pennies on the dollar. I convert it into a truck stop, independent of any small moon or debris field. I feed you the "special", which ensures you won't return anytime soon... My truck stop!
  3. Banned for having antennae AND large ears.
  4. "What do you get when you multiply 6 by 9?" A friend and I figured this out....it's mathematics are counted in Base 13. Thus leading to the subsequent statement by Arthur Dent, "I always thought there was something fundamentally wrong with the universe."
  5. I tow a piece of the shattered Earth that contains the hill into Mars orbit, graft it to Phobos, and declare the hill property of me and my allies. We open a diner. My snacks!
  6. contains chickens writing Ellison. This building is totally void of light...
  7. Granted. Your Mac is now a PC, all Apple OS'es are now dead. I would like a sandwich
  8. If I pour a glass of plain water on a towel, it gets darker where the water is. Why? The water itself is essentially colorless.
  9. Granted, but you get investigated and imprisoned for money laundering. I wish I had a bigger house.
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