Next you'll want us to take either the red pill or the blue pill....
Regardless, everyone KNOWS Kerbin is flat, simply because my copy of a 2000-year-old text says so!
You ever been to the Thiokol range up near Promontory Point?
When I lived in Ogden, was nearby when they tested a shuttle booster....damn thing was LOUD
I sow your soggy paper hill with Psilosybe Cadensis spores. You skip off into the distance singing Grateful Dead songs after ingesting too many.
My hill.
That was so obvious that we are cutting your annual celery in half, then taking you out back to beet some sense into you.
And space puns? Those are Sol old....