Xorth Tanovar

You get , but it is no longer viable. I want ice cubes.

Granted....but it's now sticking out the roof of your house, and the black helicopters are circling overhead. I wish for no more ninja's. EDIT: OK, I give up!

Granted, but you planted them in Death Valley and they didn't last very long. I'd like a gin and tonic. EDIT: ninja'd You get the license, but it's only for paper airplanes. I repeat my request for a gin and tonic.

Granted, but they thought you said "macaroni", so it's Mac'n'Cheese for everyone at dinnertime, forever. I wish I had a motorcycle.

Then spend inordinate amounts of time negating your original vector and speed in favor of a stable Jool orbit (think along the lines of the problems that E. E. Smith's Lensmen had with their inertialess drives).

honor ....

Your army suffers from Brennschluss, and they outright give up, trading in their weapons for wood carving tools to make clocks in die Schwartzwald. My Hill

68. When Vorlons cease being cryptic.

Sun goes nova. I'm still waiting for my chocolate.

purchase .

Nope, I have an Illuminator MK1 that started showing up, it's tumbling from an off-screen point above the Mun's surface, falls offscreen to the right. And it's powered up, as it casts light across the crash site as it falls. It also shows up when exiting and the 3 Kerbals are floating above Kerbin, usually from above the screen falling toward the planet... I got this happening just after I installed the Chatterer plugin.

I continue the time reversal, you become primordial ooze and slide off the hill. Mine!

But it's still 40,000 AD... Legio Invicta stomps all your tanks as only a Warlord-class Titan can. My hill

2/10....wasn't a song, and I was never a big Mario fan. Sorry folks! ;-) <iframe width="854" height="510" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/RE7_Zp0lX1c" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> EDIT: Dammit, why won't this embed?

I fly past in an A-10 Warthog, lay waste to your pitiful army, and retake the Hill. MINE!

Floor 904: You stumble into a Powerpoint presentation being given by Khorne to a group of farseers.

Herobrine, yet again.

Spaceworkers dispute in London today. A lightning strike by orbital shuttle officers led to over 2,000 passengers being held up for up to 10 hours to board flights.

I scrapped the supercomputer debris, make a killing with the recovered precious metals, and outright BUY the deed to the hill. My hill!

Rush: Countdown <iframe width="640" height="360" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/XW-8yCKwhBE?feature=player_detailpage" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Foxconn goes belly-up, no more Apple products. My hill

Don't look at them. Of what use is a car battery, jumper cables, and a damp cat?