(Here's a good one) Floor 471: My high-school hockey locker room; 2 guys are talking about girls, 3 guys are talking about their teachers and classes, 3 more guys are talking about the NHL, 2 guys are talking smack to each other, 1 guy is stickhandling with a tennis ball, 2 guys are passing with a roll of tape, the goalie and another guy are arguing over scoring goals, and 2 guys are fistfighting.