The Spacemonkey

7/10 Been seeing you around on some of the fun threads.

When you must show all family and friends your KSP merchandise, like shirts and mugs. In fact I'll put the link to the merchandise. Here it is! >http://www.cafepress.com/kerbalspaceprogram<for shirts and mugs, etc. >http://www.shapeways.com/shops/kerbalspaceprogram?s=0#more-products<for 3D prints. Also, happy 500 posts! Don't know why links ain't comin' up, just copy and paste in your link browser if they don't show up (for you).

When writing in your journal you talk about an intercept with Jool.

I think you should keep yo avatar like that. I'm not pervert/pedophile that stalks ponies or anything, just sayin'.

Don't know why people like the FRAK-1 more. The Legisy has the speed, the looks, the engines, the everything.

10/10 A pony. Not a silly old "Friendship is magic!" pony. Just a (kinda) normal pony that wants to eggnog everything you love.

I don't want you to eggnog every thing I love. Still, I'll give it a 9.5.

8/10 A magical sword/flute wielding demon.

Thread has died again! Oh no!

I was thinking, I made this really good plane using only your parts and it's easy to fly, takes off from the runway really quick and has a good design. I even flew it into a building at over 150 m/s and the cockpit survived. I don't even know how. I immediately thought, "Hey, if I told Snjo about my plane and I asked if it could go in the example craft he might test it and say yes!". So yeah, I want you to try out my craft. Please. Craft here. > https://www.dropbox.com/s/9adpyem8utk7vej/Ceberous%20Mk4%20Small%20Bomber.craft

Also, the GUI of the parachute box shows nothing about how many parachutes left. Plus, I don't know how to install this.

Every time I put a ejection module on my crew hatch it does nothing and makes the crew hatch "obstructed". And also, my Kerbals aren't automatically getting parachutes when they hop out my craft. Using it for a WW2 bomber going down and the pilots need to abandon the plane. I'm using the Firespitter mod. Is the mod compatible with other mods?

The Mun is actually made of cheese and you can actually eat it.

Back in 0.19.1 I got 3 of my Kerbals in a rocket and sent them over the border, on to another continent. They got stranded there, and at time of the game I was a HUGE noob. I tried making a rover to get them, but I didn't know to make one and I couldn't make a plane either. And to this day, they're still there. Sorry about not having pics, I didn't know to snapshot either.

Post all your moments when you just had to bring that little Kerbal back from your Munar trip, even though you didn't have the space.

I'm looking for a server around the region of Adelaide, South Australia, Australia.

When you're going for a landing on Duna, make sure you don't use your rockets and only have one parachute. Make sure the parachute is the Mk16 Parachute.

Granted, but instantly got mistaken for a dead body and was buried alive. I wish.

I'm having a problem, the KMP save is outdated (that's what KSP says).

?/10 A potato with strange tentacles...

Granted, but Pinkie Pie demanded to be on EVERY launch so Jeb was stuck at the KSC while Bill, Bob and Pinkie went off into space. I wish Kerbals took over Earth (and all humans were dead).

Banned for being an anti-brony.

0/1000000000000 An Autobot.

Ignorant R

Says, "There's too many of you scouts," and walks out the elevator and takes the other one.