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Year 651: After 6 years of searching, the Kerbals find the Thin Islands just above Western Kurope. The ground is rich with Keridium and Kerlum Ores but a fuel source is yet to be found...

You posted it Anyways, Year 640: Kerbals attempt a Manned Minmus landing. The rocket gets damaged in orbit. To cover up the accident, Kerbal engineers call it 'Space station Fractured'.

Ok... 600: Kerbal's discover a new virus which transforms a Kerbal to a zombie-like state. The infected are called 'Zombals'. The virus originated in Eastern Kurope after the biological warfare that had took place there 40 years before.

I was mislead then

I've been studying Europa recently and I have found that it has a thin oxygen atmosphere. If you had a probe which had wings with enough lift, could you 'fly' on Europa? You could use a pulse-jet for thrust if you collected enough oxygen and stored a sufficient quantity then fed it to the engine

Are we continuing from HWOTK?

Lord potato, you arrived 50 years before Kerbals existed

Woah! Nobody decided who won the battle for Eastern Kurope? This battle changes kerbal history forever! Commander jebediah, please read. You even got Holy War Of The Kerbals wrong! HWOTK.

559.75: The HWOTK's largest battle takes place. The Battle For Eastern Kurope. The Tonju Supporters Militia (TTSM) have greater numbers than the opposition but they are facing better equipped Nationalist Forces (NF). TTSM are being commanded by Monju Kerman, Tonju Kerman's brother. NF are being commanded by Jebediah Kerman himself.

Tonju Kerman's followers blame Jebidiah's religion for Tonju Kerman's death. Neither side trusts each other and soon things escalate in to the first Holy War Of The Kerbals.

554.5: The samples from Minmus have been analysed and contain water. Kerbals start to piece together theories on how the planet Kerbin was created because of this. Also, Tonju Kerman suggest that everything orbits around Kerbin. His idea was influenced by the moons that had orbited Kerbin for millions of years.

542: The Kerbals start to develop crude RCS systems.

Ok guys thanks.

Do a barrel role Jeb! ha!

I'm just wondering, If you had a Super-earth, could you get a moon big enough to hold an atmosphere and support life to orbit it? Like Laythe. That would be so awesome if you had a Earth-like moon orbiting a planet

532: Kerbals discover the importance of having two wings. Also Minmus is added to the list of moons after an engineer tried to 'catch the flying mint' and failed miserably.

530: The wing is discovered when when Matt Kerman dropped a sheet of metal from the VAB in hope of creating a magic carpet.

Oh No,Ike has detected us!

Year 432: The first community space programs are formed and the liquid engine is discovered when a kerbal poured oil in to a smoking pipe.

Wings come back! I need you!

One day on Apollo-58, Luke the captain is about to go in to light speed travel. "Engines ready captain. Countdown has started." shouted Jeff. "Hey Luke, have you done the EVA cleaning duties yet? Y'know, like making sure there is no dust outside?" asked Tom. "Oh Sh-" Apollo-58: First spacecraft to be annihilated by dust

Granted, but you die in a martian dust storm. I wish for a white Christmas

I love science... Please watch with automatic captions... http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=zUDDiWtFtEM Try to remember it...

Deadly re-entry... Just no...

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