ExplodingRocketShips

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Ok normally I like annoying orange but pear is friggin creepy in the picture.

Granted. You get an absolutely useless dish fish. I wish for endless wings!

Banned for being in the forum games for too short a time.

Ok here's a bunch of slogans VAB If you build it, they will fly! SPH Prepare for takeoff...or prepare to ditch...? Tracking Station Why the ship just vanish? Science Station We do what we must because we can. (Portal Plug LOL) KSC Where anything can explode. Anything!

Granted, but they defect to the good side. I wish for my epic new one-terabyte computer to be even more awesome!

So after a long 3-2 Months of setup and fighting, the samsung windows 8 PC I got on christmas last year is finally up! I named them Sammy My old Dell inspiron, Dell Conagher, Is dead... ...However, his spirit lives on in an external hard drive! The computer is amazing. It has 1 Terabyte of data and it runs my games flawlessly and really fast. Which means I can play KSP At max graphics with little to no lag. Now I can have high terrain detail!

Granted. One of the apollo missions takes home a scoop of it and it makes the astronauts sick when they eat it. I wish that there was a new KSP Planet!

Banned for doomguy abuse.

The wish is missing, so you get a pie. I wish that bio fought his evil twin, oib!

Granted. He runs off with his activeness. (If he's active, he's fit!) I WISH FOR THE GLOW CLOUD TO BECOME SIGNIFICANTLY INFERIOR TO THE KRAKENS!

Banned for calling Brazil "Brasil." I DON'T CARE IF THE BRAZILIANS SPELL IT THAT WAY. IT ISN'T CORRECT.

Granted. They get temporarily swapped out with other incompetent kerbals because they are hurt, and the rover loses a tire and has to drive back to base. I wish that the bee joke never came across this place.

Banned for thinking asteroid means "Rock of Doom"

Granted. The tuna is one molecule of tuna, Leaving you with a mayo sandvich. I wish to survive that attack!

Granted, you get hive. BEES. I wish for you to be a Swampert-Brony Crossbreed!

Banned for war.

Granted. It turns into a bee class star and you suffer the fate you brought the bees to do. I wish the glow cloud was absorbed by the great red spot!

Banned for not sending enough postcards from laythe

Banned cause planes.

Granted. You go days without sleep and end up extremely tired. I wish for explosions!

Banned for being grumpy cat.

Granted. For one second. I wish that keys.

Banned for not making more custom spacesuits.

Banned because of the forum massacre happening one year ago. - - - Updated - - - Banned because of the forum massacre happening one year two days ago.