Souper

You summoned me, now you're gonna pay the price, m8. WinkAllKerb?

*Image of an Engineer with elongated neck* *Image of a giant yellow smiley face on a cloudy background* (Sal_vager)

Nah. Salvager?

Nah. EVUL PATRIXX?

Nah. (maybe if i get ninja'd) ?nworC norI deR

Nah. Comic Sans Iron Crown?

Nope. See-through iron crown?

always wanted to get in on this, any way tou guys could include me? (Is there a signup process or osmething, because 'm wondering if this is gonna be super-complex...)

Nah, all ya got was lil' old Mr. Venus. Rainbow Iron Crown?

i manage to escape their Mexican clutches, and flee back to america (you did say they were aliens, right) The next poster is a Kerbal playing Human War Program and decides to re-enact it in real life. The other Kerbals hate you so much for being violent, they decide to kill you. To death. For EVER.

Yes. Shrek?

Nah. Ogrefloater?

I'm not Supper, i'm Souper! Wink?

Nah, bro. Yo, Vaporo!

Nah. Vaporo?

Nah. That brony from 2 posts ago who i shall not dare to name?

Nah. VEXX32, I NEED YOU!

Revenge, mate! REBENGE!11116758*OO9: SO 1 DAY I WUZ WIRKING AT NUCKULODON STUDOS AND THEN I NEEEEEEDED _agustus_ 2 POST IN DEH THRED. capscapscapscapscapscapscapscapscapscapscapscapscapscapscapscapscapscapscapscapscapscapscapscapscapscapscapscapscapscapscapscapscapscapscapscapscapscapscapscapscapscapscapscapscapscapscapscapscapscapscapscapscapscapscapscapscapscapscapscapscapscapscapscapscapscapscapscapscapscapscapscapscapscapscapscapscapscapscapscapscapscapscapscapscapscapscapscapscapscapscapscapscapscapscapscapscapscapscapscapscapscapscapscapscapscapscapscapscapscapscapscapscapscaps

Correct, kids! it's me in disguise! RIC?

The Multiverse theory is the hypothesis that our universe is but one of many countless infinite universes, and in those universes, there exists infinite possibilities, strange laws, and new ways Life can exist. (Nah, i'm just kidding, life is insanely rare across the Multiverse.) Let's look at Universe #423525436457896786346. Universe #423525436457896786346 has 3 spatial dimensions and 1 time dimension like ours has. #423525436457896786346's macroscopic world is largely empty, as baryonic matter does not exist there. Only very strange matter & physical laws apply there. If you were to magically appear inside of it, every single subatomic particle inside your body would be ripped into pure energy (or, in this universe, an area of jumbled up, tangled quantum foam that exists permanently as a field of unstable space (a clump)) as there would be no gravity to hold them together. #423525436457896786346's quantum world is even stranger. The quantum foam of #423525436457896786346 does not form spheres, but clumps, holes, "pricks", tangles, knots, the essential "line", rouge strands & even the absolutely strange void. A clump is a large area of rouge strands that come together by change to form a very dense unstable sphere of static strings that have locked eatchother in place. While the clump itself moves, the strings do not & have even achieved infinite relative inertia. In other words, you can move the clump, but it's components remain locked to the ball. However, if two clumps collide, they explode with extreme force, annihilating every other thing within 500 planck-lengths. Therefore, it is very likely for this universes that MACROSCOPIC clumps occur very rarely, and thus hardly ever collide. but when they do (macroclumps are usually 5 kilometers wide), they blow a huge hole several LIGHTYEARS in diameter which is very empty of even quantum foam. To go in those areas where a single strand is 5 miles apart from the next is to be considered a part of another universe, and are thus places where our type of matter can exist so long as it never interacts with the rest of #423525436457896786346. A hole is where strings form very wide circles. Like the clump, the strings cannot be mutilated. however, holes are, in fact, also locked in place like tacks in the fabric of spacetime. They are circles with walls only 1 or 2 strings thick, but the circle is a perfect circle 5 meters in diameter. for some reason not yet known, though, all matter that passes through the circle is mysteriously "deleted" at the quantum foam scale. Pricks are the mobile, destructible equivalent to matter in our universe. Rather then being hollow spheres, there' really just denser and smaller, tangled quantum strings. held together by Lines. The only thing that gives them diversity is their shape, size, density & thing they contain. Here's a way of classifying particles you find: (note, all classification types are self explanatory.) Shapes: distorted - distorted rough - rough - smooth jagged - odd - assymetrical Sizes: quantumscale - microscopic - macroscopic Densities: stretched - compact - large very dense Contains: line - clump - embedded hole Tangles are when lines become, well, entangled. tangles are EXTREMELY weird, as they can have their individual lines pass through eatchother. They are very fast and travel at 500 times the speed of light (in this universe, there's no speed limit) unless they collide with something. since they don't have mass, they have an inertia of 0 and simply bounce off of stuff. tangles themselves are softbodies and act like a gelatinous, expanding and contracting jumble. Knots are when Lines become knotted together permanently. Not much else to say here, really. Lines are one of the most important formation to the wonder of this universe. They are indestructible quantum structures only 1 or 500 Planck lengths in thickness. They hold together macroscopic, microscopic & quantum scale formations alike to produce something akin to gravity. That's really it, though, lines can form other stuff if they destabilize and explode (if a line explodes, all its individual strings will likely come together into either a prick or a clump, or something else maybe. The rouge strand is an elementary wavicle (a mix between particle and wave) that forms EVERYTHING in this universe. you probably already know what it is. The Void is a gap inside the universe altogether. it's a space where space and time form a gap between itself, or so i can explain. Anything touches a void? It gets deleted from existence. Voids are rare formations only a few microns in diameter (you get one void every lightyear or so) that can erase any formation except for other voids. If a string has another string connected to it, and it touches the void, it and anything connected to it will be banished from reality. That's it folks. now, let me set a debate for you all, what would YOU think would form from these laws of physics if osme weird big bang analogue formed a universe like that?

I am on my biodome on Mars, didn't need one. Next poster is being chased in their dreams by Freddy Kreuger.

I'm a part of Anonymous, i help take it down. The next poster tries to play Shores of Hazeron on a crappy 2GB RAM computer. Said computer explodes and lights their house on fire.

Go to your options, go to the Input tab, to go to joystick control, and manually configure it. It's al manual, but it's worth it! BTW Hi Flare, I'm Kyler from Steam. Suprize!

I magically know it's going to happen, and simply jump out of the way in time. The next poster is tasty, and attempts to eat themselves!

Since this is in Minecraft, i simple tunnel my way up the trench and escape. I lure a creeper to explode next to the next poster!