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Turns out, there was no ammo. The next poster is wiped out by Kim Jong-Un's super duper ultra mega 1337 battledroid of death!

I teleport into the cockpit and kill you to death. For EVER. The next poster sees a skeleton pop out!

I'm out in my underwater base in the middle of the Atlantic ocean. Technically, not a country. The next poster has deeply offended Chuck Norris.

Supraiz! Nope! ZEKES, I SUMMON YOU!

My computer can't handle Arma, i quit the game far earlier due to lag. The next poster is in the same universe i used my Vacuum Metastability bomb. That universe then gets destroyed with them in it!

I use awsome 28th century tech to destroy it by bathing it in 3 billion degrees fahrenheit. The next poster takes their helmet off on Venus's lowland surface.

I'm moving away from the explosion faster than it expands, and the planet i'm on has no atmosphere, so.....yeah.... The next poster has no mouth, but must scream.

-yeah!- ric?

My theory is that the Kerbal's universe has higher gravity then ours, different chemicals (Explodium in Eve's oceans) and Hydrogen is somehow easier to achieve fusion. Or something like that. For instance, if i were to place Earth in their universe, it would catastrophically collapse into a tiny fireball due to higher gravity. If i place Kerbin in Our universe, it would explode like a mini supernova due to the lower gravity. ...Or maybe the Kerbal's kilometer is way larger then our own, and the Kerbol system is actualy a perfect 1:1 to our own. XD

Nope.avi RIC?

Nope. Vaporo!

A proto-fandom is the early stage of a fandom. right. So what i'd like to know is, do you all think KSP has it's own fanbase? and will it be as major as the bornies or ferrys?

Oh great, that 1 reply i made sparked all this. XD Anyway, i inhabited ROBLOX just RIGHT before it went to crap. After that, i decided i got too old for it and moved onto minecraft, then blockland, then steam games (TF2, universe sandbox 1, etc. until i saw KSP up for grabs in the store. First time i saw it, thought it was a crappy goofy unrealistic game. fortunately, my 6th sense convinced me to look into it and play the demo. And that's when it sucked me into this wonderland of joys.

There are 5,000 Laythes in our galaxy alone, the one you sent me to is a near-exact clone of Earth. The next poster is killed by a sniper!

I use my Slenderman powers to kill them! I also use my Slenderman powers to stalk and kill the next poster unless they give me 20$!

Roblox, eh? I'm a veteran of it, actually. Loved playing it back then, but now it seems we share the same hate. but that was years ago.

I'm made of cyclopentadienyl nickel nitrosil, you get poisoned and die. The next poster tries to land here:

Because, i need excuses to put people on Venus.

In the year 2117, governments were open books who conveyed any and all major information to everyone. While humanity has learned to put violence aside, they also have RAMPED up their game in the field of space travel. An anomalous object at the bottom of the deepest cave of Venus emits VERY strong signals that can be heard all the way from Earth that need pure, alive, meaty humans in order to be investigated (because robotic craft can't receive signals from inside a cave). so, how can this go down? 22ND CENTURY TECHNOLOGY: super alloy called Rendium (it can withstand 3000 C temperature for 8 hours before finally melting) crystal-clear melting proof pressure-resistant glass (originally devised for military use) all near-future tech you've ever heard of

So, coordinates can define a point or points in 3d space. However, when i put in the coordinates "4, 8, 7, 4" into my head, some strange FOURTH coord number pulls me in some strange direction i can't comprehend! please note the coords are read inside my head, every number defines an inch in some x y z direction, but can someone tell me what that fourth one means? Wait...I'm imagining some new direction i've never heard of before....OH GOD-$%yT^TuI.lUI(:L (image of a tesseract appears in my head) (i BECOME a tesseract)

Ok...i'm done acting like an idiot, let's finish this. i'm a 7th grader, i can do it if i try hard enough. So...i'm DAMN close to finding out how it's done. you multiply your Isp by 9.81 the multiply it by ln. what I need to find out is what ln is.

Another one! 0.90 will most likely be released before Christmas. But what would really be fitting is having it be released ON Christmas, seeing as it is: 1.) fitting 2.) giving the testers more time to scrub out bugs 3.) Hype-building However, there is a disastrous side-effect. The Hypetrain gets rid of excess hype by converting it to Anti-hype and sending it into an Anti-hype universe. however, when the update comes out, all of the hype will be excess. That much Anti-hype will be too much, and it will overload, creating an Anti-hype EXPLOSION that obliterates Earth & Kerbin simultaneously. Put quite simply, in 10 days, we will all die and Cthulhu will come out and make everything super duper ultra mega scary for ever and ever!!!11111

I'm on board, bros! you do, the rover parts can be BUSTED but not EXPLODED. When their BUSTED, they have a different model that makes it look like their broken (and they are, they won't rotate anymore and will be useless). so your engineer guy can get out and open the context menu, click on repair Part... and their we go! It's fixed! Edit: #REKT. x3. (i got ninja'd)(BY 3 PEOPLE.)

Well, i'm an idiot. But i can at least use a calculator. WAIT! Isp * 9.8 = exhaust velocity * fuel mass = Delta-V!

Tried it, couldn't do it. Can you just translate the whole equation into 3rd grader math?- you know what, no. Let me try this: i know the wet mass and dry mass of my rocket, so i know the mass of the fuel. I do not however know the exhaust velocity of it, neither is my understanding of inertia advanced enough to know how mass, exhaust velocity, and rocket mass interact. If i could understand that, my problems would be over!