Souper

Hello, Sailor.

Since were' outside universes we make our own physics. I say antimatter dosn't do anything. I create an identical universe A, and go to earth, for: 1. MOAR FOOD. 2. MOAR BOSTERZ. 3.HELLO, SAILOR.

What gets wetter as it dries?

Oh yeah, i remember. Forgot the snacks. On a rover. I'l just refill it.

WARNING: Looking at this image may result in sudden shock, followed by heart attack. http://i.imgur.com/ZSCcQZX.png

Nope, he's scared. He wouldn't be thrashing around and yelling at me to "GET HIM OUTTA HERE"

My mind has been blown.

Sorry. I'm in universe B. I hurl universe B at universe A, killing all inhabitants of either universe.

Oh no, there's a spy infestation! I ban you, and myself. Just to be sure.

It turns out it's poo poo, i sue you for 2,000,000$. You're homeless, and in debt.

I don't have to do anything. I'd just sit back and watch as you all die because we'd be on titan, and you'd choke to death. What would you do if you were one of the Flareon army soldiers?

I was inspired by a dead thread (Venus roleplay) to create something that should be good fun. Rule list: 1. It is OK to use images, just don't use them all the time. 2. Don't be TOO random / silly, just be silly enough to make it funny and amusing. 3. Hello, sailor. 4. The race takes place either on planets, or space stations. Once a race is completed, the person in 1st place decides where the next race takes place. 5. Don't use OP attacks unless it's funny. 6. Please refrain from going outside the solar system / doing the race in the Kerbol system. How Races Are won It starts after a location has been selected by the previous winner. Please make it realistic. Ok, so here's how it works: A player gets ahead of one another by attacking the other players, every time they do this, they get 1 point. You can not attack more then one player. You can, however, defend yourself. You can't eliminate another player, however. You can only make 1 post every 30 seconds. The player with the most points after 10 posts wins. I will start. Location: Earth / Johnson space Center.

THAT SUPER'S A SPY! -banned-

Banned because BETRAYAL!

I give up. - - - Updated - - - O ok. 10char - - - Updated - - - RIC, your turn.

It's solid. RIC won.

No you will not be sleeping tonight. Heckard, your turn.

Wow. That was fast. Only 1 guess.

Still as a photo. Seemingly harmless. But watch you're back, for if you dare stop paying attention..... Snap, you're dead.

Gravity. 10char

I see something out the window............. Is that a giant crab? I've gone mad.....

*is eating fishsticks*

I effortlessly evade being charged money by talking my way out of it AND swindling you out of 150$. I use my 150$ to buy a bomb, which i use to blow the next poster up.

Banned because i wasn't lying. Super is my name, and it's also my description. Here: http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/threads/79824-Roleplay-on-Venus%21/page2 PLEASE DON'T BAN ME FOR ADVERTIZATION

Permabanned for me not liking you. Even if you weren't the kraken.