Science-Recon

New thread! The aim of this thread is to come up with comical examples of 'Noobism' in KSP. Rules: 1. Nothing deliberately intended to offend someone. 2. No posting anything irrelevant to this thread. 3. Obviously, general forum rule apply. I'll start; You know you're a noob in KSP when you send an ion-powered lander to Eve...

Granted, you're locked in a room in which you cannot die and are forced to listen to horrible music until the end of time. I wish for a wild modkip to appear.

Oh, haven't you heard? Bananas are radioactive clones that are being killed by fungi.

Seeing as though this is the KSP forum, don't you think the results are going to be slightly biased?

Well, we just did so it isn't to far fetched that a Ãœber-Advanced alien race could simulate us. Heck, Maybe we're in some giant game of spore...

Granted, but the humans take over the world and kill you. I wish for the founder of EA to burn slowly in a tub of magma BEFORE HE FOUNDED EA! (Because, come on, who dosen't?)

My simulator is better than yours!

Then, Hi to people.

10/10 Jeb!

Splitting the arrow? Busted!

Granted, but it turns earth into a star. I wish for the creepy dude behind me to leave...

Dancing (Like a boss)

Actually, true. The user below me has read The Hitchhikers' Guide to The Galaxy.

Yes, I think that wouldn't be too difficult to do without breaking all the things.

Granted. Then your head explodes from the knowledges. I wish that everyone had perfect grammar.

Wow, props to you. That sounds quite harsh.

Ha! No virus can get me now!

Granted. But then they win a UN vote. I wish for a time machine!

Better idea! Deadly reentry, FAR and alternis kerbol; then get them to land on Tylo AND RETURN!

No need for menial manual tools!

I can do this all day.

The Grimm brothers' fairytales were much better. And gorier.

I like my meat so rare I only eat Unicorns.

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Granted. You visit Bop and the space kraken gets you. I wish for infinite wishes!