King of the Hill

[palioxis1248]

I build a hill of scrapped boosters over your overpriced hill, slashing the price to 5 dollars. Then I buy your hill for 5 dollars.

My hill of scrapped boosters on top of a hill that is also mine.

[Dark Junior]

i destroy the universe.

my nothing

[Starwhip]

Big Bang II. (Kudos if you get the reference!)

Eventually, a new hill forms, and I claim it.

[Designer225]

(OOC: Make sure you make a new hill when the old one is destroyed.)

I found a planet of multiple hills (more like craters ) and claimed it. My planet.

[Starwhip]

The Vogons come in again. Your planet is destroyed.

Still my hill.

[Designer225]

Everything expands again, creating the Big Bangs III .

A new hill is formed with no life form. No one's hill.

[Starwhip]

A tree grows on the hill, and everything is back to normal.

It's the tree's hill now.

[Sesni]

I remove the tree with a horde of oxen (just wanna be sure ya know)

My hill.

[Tex]

I entice your oxen with a bunch of nice bovine treats and take the hill back to where it belongs. Oh, also, you tried to ford a river and you died.

My by-default hill.

[Starwhip]

I plant a new tree and use Duct Tape to tape you down so that you can't move, directly over the tree. Eventually, you die from becoming impaled by said tree.

My hill and tree.

[mrrpamplemousse]

I call an army of canadian lumberjacks.

My hill.

[Starwhip]

I surround the hill with 25 foot high concrete walls. Good luck chopping your way out of that.

I promptly fill the space created with dirt. I use the concrete cylinder as the base for a still larger hill, and I plant a whole forest of trees.

My forest-hill.

[Tex]

My body reanimates and punches my way out of the dirt so I eventually infect you.

My zombie-infested forest-of-a-hill.

[_jack]

I burn the hill and the zombies.

My burned hill.

[toolofdarkness]

after the long process of purging the hordes of the flaming dead and fixing the hill to its proper state i plant a single tree with a flagpole next to it and install my usual hill protection device(if you don't know just look for my previous posts in the thread to find out).

your new pristine hill

[Starwhip]

Screw protection devices. I'll go find my own hill.

*Fires an ICBM from orbit via my space station at the old hill just for good measure*

I found a new hill in middle of the North Pole. My hill.

[mikeman7918]

I rotate the earth 90 degrees to put the hill on the equator and then I steel your hill.

My stolen hill.

[Starwhip]

I legitimately buy my hill back.

My hill

[toolofdarkness]

i disintegrate your hill since the hill i protected auto resets its the only hill left therefore you have to fight over it.

still not my hill

[mikeman7918]

I hire 12 hackers, 18 ninjas, MacGyver, Chuck Noris, and the Myth Busters to take over the hill and eliminate all security and defense systems on the hill.

My hill with 12 hackers, 18 ninjas, MacGyver, Chuck Noris, and the Myth Busters on it.

[toolofdarkness]

thats not what i meant by protected i yell as your soldiers run up the hill and attack nothing. i was saying the hill will always auto reset when damaged reverting it back to its last saved state. then i proceed to by pushing a button having all the other hills that i have protected dissolve into pure data and stream in to the new hill slowly expanding the hill while hurting no one at the same time then save the new hill.

your even larger hill Mikeman7918

[mikeman7918]

The hill is already mine

Still my hill.

[Tery215]

I show you a false paper showing that you conquered someone's hill while it wasn't theirs. It goes to the government, from there to me.

My legally claimed hill.

[Bioman222]

I place a lawsuit on your false paper, and show legitimate evidence to it being fake.

My legally taken hill.

[Designer225]

I sue you, all the way to the Supreme Court and the hill is made a national park.

Government's park... er hill.