OdinYggd Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 Ah Cristen this ground virginia! *smashes a whiskey bottle on the hill* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeman7918 Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 I move the hill outside of the national park and I push you off of it.My ordinary hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
going-to-the-MOON Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 I take a bunch of goats with gatling guns strapped to their sides, and kill you, and take the hill.My hill with a bunch of gatling gun armed goats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer225 Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 I had Washington leading the militia personally to end the rebellion.Government's hill (George Washington is a US president!). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goodle... Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 I assassinate your president and claim the hill. MY HILL MUHAHA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 I destroy your evil lair (for you must have one in order to laugh like that) and plant the KSP flag on the hill!My Kerbally hill! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 A helicopter-mounted laser burns the flag to crisps, since that's all you left there.My helicopter-mounted laser defended hill w/ crisps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endersmens Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 i destroy your helicopter using satellites to redirecting and magnifying sunbeams to the helicopters exact location.My toasted hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 I erode a mountain down to a hill.My hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer225 Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 While onboard the ISS I beamed a laser light to a satellite, but for some reason killed you in the process...No one's hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endersmens Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 I still have my toasted hill. It now is a rock monster when it gets angry. (hint it gets angry when someone tries to take it) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeman7918 Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 My time machine breaks down far in the future (present for everyone else) and I find that I am dead and the hill is no longer mine. I then devise a strategy to avoid the fate that I have witnessed. I go steel a time machine from an alternate me from who-knows-when and I go back in time to execute my plan. Many years later (present for everyone else) I emerge from a secret bunker to see a world that is much different then the one I saw previously, I then go and claim the abandoned hill. I then realize that I have created a few temporal paradoxes and I polluted the space time continuum or some quantum nonsense like that... Not my problem.My hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 After watching you get snapped in two by a horrifying rock monster, I stab it in the eye and it curls up, crying. I plant a flag in it and have a proud face.My crying rock monster that happens to also be a hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goodle... Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 I manage to persuade you to give me the hill . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer225 Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 The zombies are coming...Dance zombies!My hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 I turn off the music and the zombies shuffle away, disappointed.My hill! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer225 Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 I have backup... err bull cannon...Maximus's robo-bull-infested hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeman7918 Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 I accidentally run into you with my warp drive shoes.My hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starwhip Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 I stick you in a cannon and fire you off the hill.Yay. My hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toolofdarkness Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 press* the hill is now reset back to the state in which i last posted. then i place a giant rock monster hydra on the hill that looks like a rock when someones not taking the hill. then watch as it eats you.my hill for a change on and the hydra is saved now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer225 Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 "Graveeeeees..."Starwhip's gravestone-infested hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sesni Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 I remove your hill. With an aircraft carrier. Which replaces said hill.My aircraft carrier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeman7918 Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 I dump billions of tons of dirt and rock on your aircraft carrier, creating a new continent with a single hill on it.My new hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer225 Posted April 2, 2014 Share Posted April 2, 2014 I bombed... er nuked your hill.My hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeman7918 Posted April 2, 2014 Share Posted April 2, 2014 The debris of the old hill creates a new hill somewhere else, and fortunately I was in town buying the supplies to make devious devices when the hill was nuked. I take over the new hill.My new hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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