King of the Hill

[Tery215]

I come back from the dead as fungus zombie ultra boss. I summon more undead hill-claimers to my will.

My hill.

[Kerboman]

I make the undead and zombie ultraboss die by tempting them to run off the hill by placing a juicy corpse to the side, then dropping an enormous anvil on them. I thrn climb onto the hill, plant a flag, and set up a refreshments table. My hill with delicious refreshments and a giant anvil.

[Comwarrior]

I build big rocket to push the planet along with your head zombies, anvil and refreshments into the sun.

I sit on own hill on minmus and eat ever lasting icecream.

[Kerboman]

I melt Minmus and your hill before building a new one in interstellar space. My interstellar hill.

[Designer225]

I rebuilds the universe.

No one's hill.

[Kerboman]

I walk up to a hill and have a picnic.

My hill with a picnic.

[Tery215]

I kick you into a well. A volcano well, that is. You burn to ashes.

My hill with a half-eaten picnic.

[Starwhip]

I eat the rest of the picnic, and then wrap you in the tablecloth and roll you down the hill.

My hill.

[Tery215]

I come back up the hill and kick you into Jack and Jill. I am prepared to kick any incoming hill claimers.

My hill.

[Palladium Corp]

I build a taller hill next to your hill, so it casts a permanent shadow on it.

My shadow inducing hill.

[Tery215]

I hit you in the head with a shovel. I bury you under the hill (~30 ft of dirt & rock).

My hill and buried alive hill claimer.

[toolofdarkness]

slowly the giant odin's hand was pulled from the warp and then purged by the forces of the emperor the hand reverts back to the state of my last post. i then move the hand in to intergalactic space where it will reside for all eternity in the honor of Odin the mountain top moderator.

no ones hill.

[Starwhip]

Hmm. It seems that both hills go unclaimed. My hillz. (Yes, with a "z")

[Palladium Corp]

I re-create the Overmind (who is subservient to me) and over-run your hills with zerglings. I then calmly walk up the hills and claim them.

My zerg infested hills.

[toolofdarkness]

i get games workshop to sue you for using a product that is too similar to theirs. there by causing your Zergs to cease to exist in which i claim the hill by throwing you into space

my hill(odins hand) for a change

[Palladium Corp]

Blizzard counter-sue, because the Zerg is theirs, and you get thrown off of the hill into space as well.

No-one's hill.

[Tidus Klein]

I build a giant calculator and then divide by 0 a million times......then plant a flag,

my hill surrounded with deadly black holes. -

[Starwhip]

The black holes suck up the surrounding landscape, planet, atmosphere, and immediate solar system. Then they run out of material, and explode.

I claim a bump on Halley's Comet and call it my hill.

[toolofdarkness]

odin's hand resets due to the power of her/his moderating powers.

nobody's hill

[Tery215]

boom

odin is dead

i planted dynamite in his intestines

Mr. Nobel's hill.

[MGUARN]

Rams you with my giant coal powered train that places rails in front of it.

In the name of progress I claim this hill!

[toolofdarkness]

i pick up the tracks that your train leaves behind then throw them and the train off Odin's Hand. then resurrect Odin from the dead.

still MGUARN's hill

[Tidus Klein]

I sit on said hill and clam it as mine.

My hill

[Tery215]

i shoot Tidus and Odin. Also Odin is too dead to be brought back now.

My hill.

[Palladium Corp]

Thor smites you with a lighting bolt for killing Odin. I walk past your smoking remains and claim the hill.

My hill.