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You still haven't claimed anything, though. For good measure, I fire three more relativistic bullets at key assets in your fleet, resulting in a high-energy ablation cascade which consumes your fleet in a nuclear fireball.

But, sir, your fleet was consumed in a glorious fireball.

My Tylo rockflat.

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I flip the switch on the side of my rifle from "Magic" to "More Magic." A single bullet moving at 0.9999999999999c goes right through your shields, and the gamma burst and cascade of high-energy particles released on contact with matter obliterates your fleet. An electromagnetic pulse created as a result of so much plasma being formed at once disables any ships that could possibly have hoped to escape, and subsequent relativistic bullets finish them off.

My cloud of loose gases.

And Tylo crater hill.

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I grab your frame of reference with my spatial manipulation powers and scale it down to congruence with our own. Your sack of universe marbles rips open, and the universes escape to become a normal multiverse. You are left standing on Laythe with a ripped marble bag and a deflated ego.

I jump off the surface of Tylo and make orbit. My polar Tylo orbit.

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---BREAKING NEWS---

Computers involved in this thread:

-The forum server. Notably not accessible by any of us except for the ones who can access it. Hardly ever crashes or finds itself not running properly.

-Your client computer. Affects your personal capability to view the forums, and potentially your ability to play KSP. Does not affect the client computers of others unless you're doing something illegal or otherwise unscrupulous.

-Various meta-computers jokingly said to be running the universe as a computer program. As a forum game element, this has been assigned with the flag "Old News" and is no longer amusing when references to it, particularly in this thread, are made. This is because such references have been perpetually made since the thread began, and walls of copy-pasted 'error messages' are annoying, particularly when the recur multiple times on a thread. Additionally, "deleting" other people with said computer is also Old News, especially when used over and over.

There comes a point when the computer has crashed too much and can no longer be rebooted. This is that point. Thank you for finding something else to base your interactions on in the forum games.

This has been BREAKING NEWS.

Meanwhile, I now own a mountain on Vall. My mountain.

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After the total failure of the Ori invasion, I bring from deep space a supergiant fleet of Reapers and Geth to invade the entire galaxy and destroy all lifeforms.

My galaxy.

I let the Ori fleet take care of the Megaverse by configurating a Supergate and set a foothold in the Megaverse. I also bring a configurated Ark of Truth (you really have to be a stargate fan to understand this) to brainwash all space marines to turn them against megatiger78.

megatiger's megaverse about to be conquered.

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After the total failure of the Ori invasion, I bring from deep space a supergiant fleet of Reapers and Geth to invade the entire galaxy and destroy all lifeforms.

My galaxy.

I let the Ori fleet take care of the Megaverse by configurating a Supergate and set a foothold in the Megaverse. I also bring a configurated Ark of Truth (you really have to be a stargate fan to understand this) to brainwash all space marines to turn them against megatiger78.

megatiger's megaverse about to be conquered.

Please don't mention SG1 past Season 8....that Ori stuff was just dumb IMHO. Almost omnipotent bad guys that get countered with a device the size of two paper plates glued together...

Also...why couldn't a Goa'uld have taken a Wraith as a host. Ba'al had a ton of clones and he didn't send even one of them to another galaxy. Ba'al clone with a Wraith Queen as host terrorizing the Milky Way would have been better than the Ori. Heck, even the Lucian Alliance could have been a better enemy than the Ori. And why did Ba'al kidnap Adria...seems like it would be easier and stealthier to just steal some hair from her brush and make a clone...

And I really miss SGA. Season 5 just felt really, really rushed and should have been two seasons. I actually quit watching SciFi (they'll never by SyFy to me) altogether when they dropped Stargate. Then again....that channel became ghosts, wrestling, and reality....

I think a good way to bring back Stargate would either be combining elements of SG1 and Atlantis with my Ba'al clone/Wraith Queen bad guy idea...heck, even Universe could be tied in with Atlantis having the worm hole drive.

And why didn't Atlantis have a ZPM making room....seriously....not enough power really got old and you'd think a race that was smart enough to create a city/ship with a wormhole drive would be smart enough to make a damn room just for making the power supply.

Carry on with King of the Hill.

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