King of the Hill

[teepee2345]

i mute you.

my hill.

[mikeman7918]

I drop the hill.

My crater.

[Kinglet]

I use dent remover on your crater. My hill.

[Starwhip]

I punt you back to Antarctica.

My hill.

[_Augustus_]

I build a super base on Laythe, guarded by Kirrim's Elite Kerbal Defense Force and Nexter's Team Laythemerica Army. The Team Laythemerica Army is too democratic for anyone to fight. No one can touch my hill.

[Tery215]

I drop a rock onto their base. (20m diam.)

Rock's crater-shaped base.

[Starwhip]

I build a super base on Laythe, guarded by Kirrim's Elite Kerbal Defense Force and Nexter's Team Laythemerica Army. The Team Laythemerica Army is too democratic for anyone to fight. No one can touch my hill.

I drop a rock onto their base. (20m diam.)

Rock's crater-shaped base.

Yeah, I'm tired too. The thread is called King of the Hill. Not King of the [iNSERT THING HERE].

Let's keep it to the rules -- this has easily gone far enough to warrant closing as a derailed/chatty thread. Last chance.

Try and keep the thread alive, please...

I've still got my hill. *cough*hint*cough*

[Lhathron the Elf]

Joins hills with Starwhip and forms the HypeHill

[Kinglet]

Starship, you are mistaken. I do not come from Antarctia. I am a regulus regulus, also known as goldcrest. I am the smallest songbird in the world. I also am cute and adapted to the cold. But I am not a penguin. While you were busy listening I moved my baked goods factory on your hill. My cake-producing hypehill.

[Ikaneko]

A moderator locks your hill because 0.90 isn't in experimentals yet.

Your Hypehill is now just one ordinary hill, and you've just both walked off because you've been shamed by a mod.

I walk on: my hill.

[Kinglet]

Due to many subspace 503 errors, you begin jittering and get ripped out of existence. You roughly phase into existence next to the hill that I now landed my Flying Fortress on.

[_Augustus_]

The Team Laythemerica Space Force attacks PenguinsMeep's hill with DEMOCRACY, guns, and nukes.

I still have my​ hill.

[Sun]

*nuke*

My irradiated wasteland of a hill.

[Kinglet]

I nuke chaingun your hill. You are embarrassed that you do not have a nuke chaingun so you explode in a nuke of shame. I cover your hill with nukes and nuke them and then I nuke it some more until nuke nuke nuke. And then some nuke. My hill.

[Sun]

*black hole*

My infinitely small hill.

[Kinglet]

*BSOD*

*MEMORY CORRUPTION*

*Error: 401; hill not found*

I make a new hill out of cobalt. Polished, shiny cobalt. My hill.

[mikeman7918]

I cover you and the hill in dirt.

My cobalt rich hill.

[megatiger78]

I send some miners down. my cobalt

[mikeman7918]

I cause a mine collapse.

My hill.

[teepee2345]

*nuke*

my crater

[mikeman7918]

I cover the crater in tons of rock and dirt.

My hill.

(It's king of the hill, not king of the [insert word here])

[teepee2345]

gun to your face.

my hill with dead mikeman7918

[mikeman7918]

I remove my face armor designed to look exactly like my face and then I use the element of surprise (I am a surprise bender) to take over the hill

My hill.

[teepee2345]

i swipe the hill when your'e sleeping and squash you with it.

my hill

[mikeman7918]

My clone takes the hill by force.

My clone's hill.