King of the Hill

[Sesni]

I put a hill on top of your hill and plant my flag in it, and then build impenetrable defenses in less than one second.

My impenetrable hill that you really shouldn't point out the fact that I went faster than the speed of light on.

[megatiger78]

you went faster then the speed of light. my hill.

[mikeman7918]

I point out a eagle that is flying near the hill and then I snatch the hill while you are distracted by the eagle.

My stolen hill.

[icantmakemodels]

i nuclear orbital strike the hill. then build a kilometer-thick solid steel box for no reason then orbital strike it too. my crater.

[mikeman7918]

I build a hill in the crater.

My hill.

[GreeningGalaxy]

I remotely drop the containment on a 300-gram antimatter vial that somehow found its way under the hill during its construction. The report is audible from hundreds of kilometers away, and the flash is clearly visible from orbit. A gamma-absorbent substrate surrounding the vial prevents much ionizing radiation from getting out, but does release substantial energy in the visible and infrared spectrum. Once the lava cools and hardens in the explosion site, I claim the resulting ring-shaped hill. My hill that is totally not a crater.

[Sun]

I project a 3d printing hologram that slowly turns itself into a solid object of whatever the hologram is. This hologram happens to be my avatar.

My avatar.

[megatiger78]

I nuke it because frozen sucks. my hole with radation

[Sun]

I reverse time, and put a force field around my object.

My avatar.

[mikeman7918]

You let me into the force field thinking that I am the pizza delivery guy.

My force fielded hill.

[Sun]

I move my avatar outside the multiverse, force field and all, and build infinite force fields around it.

My heavily-defended avatar.

[megatiger78]

you moved it intio the extremely stealthy magaverse, where I imprisoned it. my captive

[Tery215]

Megatiger gets eaten by maggots, for which the Magaverse was named.

My maggot-infested avatar.

[megatiger78]

I meissspelled megaverse. my magots and avatar

[Sun]

I restart the multiverse and make my avatar and I the only things that can exist, so my avatar evolved a heater and a light.

My avatar.

[megatiger78]

the megaverse has dstroye itself 8001 times to date, and so reforms by itself. also I put your avatar in a box on the megaverse stronghold world of kurus

[Sun]

I ban you.

My avatar that controls the megaverse.

[Tery215]

I fire the cannon of waves. The planets in the megaverse all explode from the light.

My shattered megaverse.

[mikeman7918]

Ummm... It's "King of the hill" not "king of the megaverse"...

I build a hill on an earth like planet.

My hill.

[megatiger78]

I land the kestrel on the hill. my hill with the kestrel.

[mikeman7918]

You know too much about your momentum. (If you don't get it, read this.)

My hill.

[Sun]

I rebuild my avatar that was a remnant from my TMP (Third Mud Phase) that had Anna, and I 3d print it out of indestructible material, and paint it to look like the picture.

My avatar.

[Tery215]

I use bleach.

My ugly thing.

[Sun]

*reversal*

My former avatar with infinite guarding and defense.

[Tery215]

Nobody can see your avatar. It shrivels up.

My hill.