King of the Hill

[Goodle...]

I summon scott manley and he causes chuck to disappear. my hill.

[Ethanadams]

i summon jeb sctt manly dies jebs hill

[Goodle...]

i bribe jeb with snacks. My hill/

[Fel]

I send Jeb on a suborbital flyby at 50km of the Sun.

My Sun

[Goodle...]

i use a back hole to suck into the sun.

[Fel]

I call upon the power of Graphix .....s to ruin the gameplay for exceptionally pretty blackholes that are unable to "suck into the sun"

My hatred against people who have been ruining the gaming community

[TARDISES]

Vostok Laser, GBA graphics version!

I don't need good graphics to rek you.

[jake9039]

I summon the kraken, and claim my hill in the impenetrable void.

my void hill.

[TARDISES]

Time to call in the theme-proclaimed "Emissary from the Void".

Good luck defending your hill from the Astranagant!

Ingram's hill.

[Xannari Ferrows]

Cast Take Possession to control the hill, as well as block anything else from going on the stack.

[justidutch]

*sips drink, grabs remote, changes channel to Benny Hill*

My Hill.

[Astrofox]

I launch all the EMP ICBMs at the hill, your tech goes down and my army runs through, conquering the hill.

Now it is my hill, and I shield it with the strongest energy shield possible, and it runs off of solar panels in the shield, as well as having an a very tough army - with lasers; and aliens.

[Xannari Ferrows]

I open my storage of stable Omega and Sigma molecules; the two most powerful substances known to exist.

Thousands â–¬No, MILLIONS of themâ–¬ of them, packed into a small gravity well currently in spacial isolation. On my command, the well will destabilize, causing the molecules to chain react. In a radius of 6 parsecs, every string possible will be wiped out. Nothing left.

Sure you want to proceed?

[Fel]

I open my storage of stable Omega and Sigma molecules; the two most powerful substances known to exist.

Thousands â–¬No, MILLIONS of themâ–¬ of them, packed into a small gravity well currently in spacial isolation. On my command, the well will destabilize, causing the molecules to chain react. In a radius of 6 parsecs, every string possible will be wiped out. Nothing left.

Sure you want to proceed?

Isn't that overkill? Poor old Xannari, let me show you how to handle this.

Now it is my hill, and I shield it with the strongest energy shield possible, and it runs off of solar panels in the shield, as well as having an a very tough army - with lasers; and aliens.

I build factories around your hill and begin creating large amounts of smog. Soot fills the skies and eventually blots out the sun. Lacking sunlight your shield goes down. Upon seeing your hill fall, you order your army to attack but hidden behind my factories are giant reflector dishes, your lasers are reflected back at you and furthermore they rebound back and forth due to the circle of death I made around your hill. Your army defeated, I take the hill as my own.

My hill of supreme tactics

Edited June 5, 2015 by Fel

[Xannari Ferrows]

Isn't that overkill? Poor old Xannari, let me show you how to handle this.

Psychology. No one would dare even consider defying me if they know about these gems. I will not be affected, being that I can retreat into Verteron space before anything happens. I will cross the boundary of the OgS expanse, and live in a binary star system. Not overkill, just coercion.

[Dark Junior]

I summon Grand Admiral Thrawn to beat your strategy with star destrtoyers.

My Star Destroyer-fortified hill.

[Xannari Ferrows]

The molecules will now chain react. You've set forth a path of utter destruction encompassing 902 cubic parsecs. All stings of reality that have existed in this space are destroyed.

I emerge later from an isotunneling corridor, across the boundary, and proceed to live on a T-grade moon in a binary star system, where I will construct more molecules. But be careful! Even destabilizing 1 of them will result in a 3 lightyear long compression detonation. Not even light will be safe.

By the way, nothing can exist within the newly formed OgS expanse. Just a fair warning.

Edited June 6, 2015 by Xannari Ferrows

[megatiger78]

meh imam build a fortress-monastery on a new hill

my hill

[TARDISES]

I have a feeling sniping would be the ideal strategy in this case.

I equip a Gespenst with a Boosted Rifle, for long range attacks. I then change up its ammo for something that increases range further. And allows me to fire it on the move.

Using this "S.L.R.P.M.A. Boosted Rifle", I proceed to snipe away at the fortress until a gap is made. At which point, Jet Magnum time! My hill.

[Fel]

I purchase Bandai and hence the Super Robot Wars franchise.

I sue you for use of trademark material in an online game without my explicit permission.

My Hill of Lawyerly Shenanigans

[Xannari Ferrows]

I am viewing you all through a trans-stellar telescope, while using Verteron space as a getaround to the light barrier. Such primitive ways...

[TARDISES]

I point out that a. this is completely non-profit, and b. the franchise doesn't sell in Western countries anyway. And then Jet Magnum Fel anyway.

My hill.

[Fel]

I point out that

A) Non-profit doesn't mean "fair use" (really, it doesn't; that's like saying piracy is okay simply because no one profits from the illegal distribution of goods.)

International Copyright Law doesn't grant permissions simply because something isn't sold in a specific country (a.k.a. subs are illegal.)

I thus revoke your case and fine you 20 million yen.

MY Hill!

[Tery215]

I 32-d print the hill.

My multidimensional hill.

[TARDISES]

The Jet Magnum-ing continues.

And then I call in a bunch more Gespensts to guard it.

My hill covered in giant robots.