King of the Hill

[LaytheDragon]

I construct a dyson sphere around a remote pulsar star. Within the dyson sphere, I build a ring world around the star. I SupermanGlue a mountain sized hill of plutonium together, dig a tunnel through the side, plant a flag in the middle of the tunnel, and refill the tunnel so the flag is encased in plutonium inside the hill.

My radioactive plutonium hill with a flag embedded within, on a ringworld around a pulsar, which is located inside a giant dyson sphere.

Wait a second... *warps Pluto and Charon (forget the other moons) onto the surface of the ringworld and relocates the plutonium hill onto Pluto, which is, along with Charon on the opposite side of the ringworld, landed on the ringworld*

My radioactive plutonium hill with a flag (the only way to claim it is to remove/destroy the flag, or else the heart of the hill still remains) embedded within, on Pluto, which is landed on a ringworld around a pulsar, which is within a giant dyson sphere.

[SpaceplaneAddict]

I summon the kraken to destroy the multiverse, and then restart it as a universe.

 

 

 

 

My hill on Neptune.

[CAKE99]

I build a castle around my Minecraft hill.

My (hard to access) Minecraft hill with a castle around it.

[Gojira]

I build a hill on Jool.

My hill.

[CAKE99]

I break the thing holding your hill up, making your hill sink into Jool and be destroyed. 

My (hard to access) Minecraft hill with a castle around it.

[SpaceplaneAddict]

TNT and Creepers on your hill. They're both lit.

 

My hill on Neptune.

 

 

 

[CAKE99]

I restore one of the backups I make every 15 minutes (yes, I actually do that) so I get my hill back.

My Minecraft hill with no castle because the backup was from too long ago.

[LaytheDragon]

I have someone code me a Minecraft mod, which you install, that corrupts the save with your hill in it and (in case of recovery) fills the save with 999,999,999,999,999 charged creepers, so even if you could restore the save, the game would crash or everything would explode (including your hill)

Next, I construct a dyson cube made out of clones of superman. Within the dyson cube, is the observable universe. I construct a hill of nickel-cadmium batteries outside and on top of the dyson cube, and plant a flag in it.

My hill of nickel-cadmium batteries with a flag in it, on top of a dyson cube made out of superman clones, that is built outside of and around the observable universe (it will be a challenge to take my hill since it isn't observable).

Edited January 8, 2016 by LaytheDragon

[CAKE99]

I build a hill out of Tsar Bombas. (The Tsar Bomba was the most explodey nuke ever made).

My Tsar Bomba hill.

[cubinator]

I nuke your hill with an interplanetary missile, and it completely explodes leaving a radioactive crater, which is basically a reverse hill. My radioactive reverse hill.

[CAKE99]

I drop a chocolate bar in your crater.

My radioactive crater with a chocolate bar in it.

[WinkAllKerb'']

i crush your bags full of choc'oh'late with someone heels.

all that remain is ill hill that heal isle and land before the launch.

 

 

Edited January 11, 2016 by WinkAllKerb''

[cubinator]

I write my name on the hill. My hill.

[Djslime6764]

I peacefully find another hill and build a CIty surround by walls .Cubinators hill.

[CAKE99]

I build a dyson sphere around the sun.

My dyson sphere.

[Xorth Tanovar]

I make you sun go nova. I place a flag on the sphere's exterior

 

My nova-in-a-can.

[CAKE99]

I use a Gilly sized can opener so your flag gets supernovaed.

My dyson sphere with supernova leaking out.

[cubinator]

I build a rocket engine around the part with nova leaking so that the whole sphere effectively becomes a rocket, then fly it away. My dyson-supernova rocket.

[CAKE99]

I make a bar of chocolate the size of Jool and launch it at your dyson sphere-rocket.

My dyson sphere with a giant supernova leaking hole in it with chunks of chocolate on it.

[cubinator]

I eat as much chocolate as I can, then release one decillion ants to eat the rest. I also modify the ants to have deadly laser antennae, to protect my sphere.

[CAKE99]

I throw a black hole at your dyson sphere.

My black hole.

[cubinator]

I build a Dyson sphere around your black hole. My black hole Dyson sphere.

[Matuchkin]

My forum thread.

[chadgaskerman]

I destroy all data centres in the world,

my internetless world 

[cubinator]

I sneak away to Io and take a hill while everyone is not paying attention. I build a fortress around it and nuclear turrets that will fire at anything that comes too close. My fortified hill with volcanoes nearby.