Matuchkin Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 my life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThaZeus Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 I activate the reality bomb. My void. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matuchkin Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 I call John Cena. My void. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chadgaskerman Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 I call Lebron James my void-like basket ball pitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThaZeus Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 I hire God to rebuild the universe. Then I hire Ptah to make Kerbalkind on several planets who build KSC My KSC, KSCs for everyone! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 I offer God a contract to build a planet for me. He accepts, and I name the new planet My Hill. Now, no matter who claims it, this planet will always be My Hill. It also has lots of hills on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matuchkin Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 I tell god all the sins you did. He smites you, and I take over "My Hill". Now, the planet is called "My Hill", except that I'm on it. So now, it's quite literally "My Hill". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 ...which I claim in the name of Britain, and hire the BBC to maintain it. It is now "Alfred Hawthorne Hill" <cue Yakkety Sax here!> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAKE99 Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 I build a hill on Sedna. My Sedna hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 I redirect Makemake into Sedna. My molten(?) ball of liquid ice, and from the debris I build a rocket-powered hill which I escape inside of to my other hill on Io. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThaZeus Posted January 24, 2016 Share Posted January 24, 2016 (edited) I look on you with shame knowing that i still have my own hill back home. My hill. Edited January 24, 2016 by ThaZeus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KerbinW365 Posted January 24, 2016 Share Posted January 24, 2016 I reverse time to the very beginning and claim the hill first. My original hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legoclone09 Posted January 24, 2016 Share Posted January 24, 2016 I reverse time to before the big bang and stop it after the universe gets to a few meters big. I then make a hill. My hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matuchkin Posted January 26, 2016 Share Posted January 26, 2016 (edited) You resume time, and the expansion and heat of the new universe break you and your hill up into subatomic particles and exotic kinds of plasma. A few tens of trillions of years later, Gojira is born. One day, he decides to make a "king of the hill" style thread on the forums of a quite-new game called Kerbal Space Program. After a long forum war, a young teenager named Matuchkin tell god all the sins that Cubinator did (comment on 01/18/16 3:18PM), taking the hill. My hill. Edited January 26, 2016 by Matuchkin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sanic Posted January 26, 2016 Share Posted January 26, 2016 I summon the Kraken, whose constant attacks force God to ragequit. My theology. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matuchkin Posted January 26, 2016 Share Posted January 26, 2016 (edited) AH! But that's where you fall into my trap! After I told god about Cubinator's sins in comment# 01/18/16 3:18PM, Xorth Tanovar was supposed to claim it in the name of Britain. Instead, Sanic came up and summoned the kraken. Therefore, a time paradox takes place. No one knows (or can visualize) what happens next, and the universe ceases to exist. No one's hill. Game over. Edited January 27, 2016 by Matuchkin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matuchkin Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 (edited) Move 1: I take a hill. Edited January 27, 2016 by Matuchkin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 (edited) Move 2: Due to regulatory and environmental concerns, you decide to move to the shore and sell the hill to me at a loss. My hill! Edited January 27, 2016 by Xorth Tanovar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matuchkin Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 Move 3: You fall bankrupt and do not manage to pay your rent. The IRS comes and takes some of your belongings. They also take your hill. I bribe the IRS, and the hill is given to me. My hill. Let's make this a peaceful, bureaucratical and political conflict. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 I find out that you bribed IRS officials to say I didn't pay the rent, went public with the news, and took you to court. I win the hill back, plus $.02 for mental anguish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matuchkin Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 (edited) The KSSR falls due to economic downfall. You lose your hill. After a decade, I move to Canada and found my hill there for $1.38 million USD. My Hill and Co Bank Services inc. Edited January 27, 2016 by Matuchkin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeman7918 Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 (edited) I take the hill via an elaborate conspiracy. My hill. Edited January 27, 2016 by mikeman7918 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matuchkin Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 Via twitter and facebook, the conspiracy is revealed. The news calls it a "controversy". In a massive law case, mikeman7918's "Hill and Co Bank Services inc." is run aground and bankrupt. The company is given back to its previous owner, Matuchkin, who gives @Xorth Tanovar 50% of the stock (alliance). My "Hill and Co Bank Services inc." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KerbinW365 Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 I take the hill, but Buy N Large buys me out... BnL's hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 Wall-E scraps the hill, making it into a building-shaped pile of refuse in a different location. I meanwhile locate and purchase a new hill with the $$$ gained from stock sales. My hill! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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